Friday, January 02, 2009

CYPJN!?'s Top 8 Albums of 2008

Yeah, I know. It's customary to submit a list like this BEFORE the end of the year, when everyone's feeling reflective and nostalgic, not when people are moving the fuck on with their lives and looking for something new and fresh. But, HEY... better late than never, right?

2008 was a great year for music and paring down the top 8 albums was no easy task. So without further delay, below are the CYPJN!? finalists. Let the judgement begin!



8. R.E.M. – “Accelerate”

There are few bands still making music today that I’ve loved as long or as deeply as R.E.M. Which is why 2004’s middling crapfest “Around The Sun” felt like such a slap in the chops. For a band whose late-career output had, up to that point, been some of its best, it was particularly perplexing. It left me wondering if R.E.M.’s moment had finally come and gone.

Luckily, those four years of doubt and disappointment were definitively erased within the first crunchy seconds of “Supernatural Superserious”, the lead-off single to “Accelerate”. By the time the chorus came around, I was already snapping, swaying and involuntarily busting into my own Stipey T. Rex moves. This was a bonafide R.E.M. radio hit of the highest order. I was ecstatic.

I mean, here’s the deal… I own every R.E.M. album. There was no way I wasn’t going to buy this one. But the strength of “Supernatural” made me excited about buying it. And after a single top-to-bottom listen, I was firmly able to pronounce it their strongest, most cohesive release in 10 years.

Consciously or unconsciously, “Accelerate” manages to be the perfect distillation of the band’s almost-30-year history, yet it finds R.E.M. sounding as fresh and vibrant as any of the baby bands on Pitchfork’s “Watch-Out-For-These-Guys” lists.

Simply put, the boys didn’t let me down. Even more simply put, “Accelerate” rocks.

Serving suggestion: This is a quintessential anytime album. Especially friendly on the morning commute with a dark, steamy cup of joe.


7. Department of Eagles – “In Ear Park”

The line “What the fuck is this?” can have many different points of view, depending on the delivery. For the purposes of this capsule, the proper reading would need to indicate intense curiosity followed by utter astonishment. Practice the line a couple times on your own and then hit play on “In Ear Park”. Halfway through the opening title track, try the line again and you’ll get the absolute right inflection. This was my reaction upon hearing Department of Eagles for the first time.

A side project of Grizzly Bear’s Daniel Rossen and former dormmate Fred Nicolaus, Department of Eagles has created one of the most inventive releases of the year. “Do you listen to your classical records anymore?/ Or do you let them sleep / In their sleeves where they weep?”, Rossen asks on “Classical Records”. His reverence for the art of arrangement is clear from the first tickly, pizzicato strings of the album opener to the dreamy banjo swell of “Balmy Night”.

For the chorus of “Nobody Does It Like You”, a delicate, dappled guitar progression paints a late summer sky whose stars have begun to fall, loosely, one after the other in rapid succession.

The production throughout is lush but with a distinctly lo-fi appreciation of the key elements. Here, solid melodies and Rossen’s silvery vocals are the anchors that keep “In Ear Park” from devolving into what could be just another silly, disposable freak folk wankfest, ala Joanna Newsom or Devendra Banhart.

Haunting, complex, unconventional and inherently listenable, I haven’t been as genuinely intrigued by an album in a long time.

Serving suggestion: Requires an active listen. Make yourself a cheese plate, open up a nice, dry Riesling and settle in.

6. Kings of Leon - “Only By The Night”

Oh, Kings of Leon. They were always just almost there. The potential to make a great record was palpable, simmering just under the surface but never jelling into anything truly remarkable or cohesive. They had something for sure, but it seemed even the band themselves weren’t sure what it was. Happily, on “Only By The Night” it seems the Followill boys have finally sussed it out.

In pre-release interviews, frontman Caleb spoke openly about the recording process and rediscovering his own voice… "I knew it was a risk for me to go in there and really open up and belt the way I know that I can… I just hid my singing for so long because I was nervous that people would listen to my lyrics, assume I wasn't intelligent because I'm from Tennessee and pick me apart, so that's why I sang the way I did. But going into this, I knew these melodies that we were playing were too beautiful for me to fuck it up. I had to go for it."

And go for it he does. In my estimation, this epiphany is the single identifiable element that makes “Only By The Night” the band’s crowning achievement. Followill’s achy wail, finally fully unleashed, gives the songs an emotional depth and urgency lacking in the bands previous “cooler” releases. The steamy propulsion of first single “Sex on Fire” announced that something hotter was going to be in store this time around.

The other notable facet to this album is the maturity of the band’s sound. It seems the rest of the family, brothers Nathan & Jared and cousin Matthew, had reached as far outside themselves as their singer had. The album kicks off with the spooky/sexy slink of “Closer”, an unlikely opener that nevertheless sets the perfect tone. Other album standouts include the arena-ready “Use Somebody”, the weepy “Cold Desert” and the lovely “Manhattan”, which features Edge-inspired minimalist guitar chimes and one of the most deliciously bouncy bass lines I’ve heard in ages.

Some of my favorite bands started good and got great. It looks like Kings of Leon are finally vying for their spot.

Serving suggestion: I can imagine this album would best be enjoyed high-school-style: in a parked car with a cute girl, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog. If you’re looking for something more age-appropriate, try it at home with some steaks and a cold beer.

5. Fleet Foxes – “Fleet Foxes”

Release your first-ever EP in the spring, your first full-length in the summer, then end up on basically every music publication’s year-end Best Of lists by winter. Quite a feat, right? Must take a pretty special band to pull something like that off, right? And a pretty special album, right?

Right.

If you’ve spent any time with Fleet Foxes’ self-titled debut, you know what all the hoopla’s about. And you know it’s well deserved. If you haven’t, then you have a purchase to make, dear reader.

After deftly navigating a slew of reductive My Morning Jacket comparisons from the snobbier corners of the blogosphere, the band quickly managed to develop their own devout audience. And on their own terms. Truth is, anyone who gave the album more than just a cursory spin knew that they were hearing something singular and undeniable.

I could spend a lot of time describing this album to you and pull out a bunch of fancy music-journo-centric adjectives in the doing of it. I could try to put it in a box with labels like Neo-Folk or Southern Fried Baroque Pop. But, I’m not going to. I’m simply going to say this…
It’s gorgeous. Go buy it.

Serving suggestion: Perfect for a road trip through the Catskills. Or sitting around the house on a snowy night, with candles and some Pimm’s Winter with apple cider.

4. The Black Angels – “Directions To See A Ghost”

Narrowing down and finalizing these lists is an arduous task. Even harder is then deciding the placement of the final picks within their own ranks. When it gets particularly difficult, I often revert to one definitive criterion: “How often did I actually listen to this album?” After all, that should be an honest gauge, no? Bottom line is, between my morning and evening commutes, my workday and the evening cleaning/dinner prep routine, I spend about 8 hours a day actively listening to music. So, with the sheer amount of tuneage I consume on a daily basis, if there’s an album that consistently ends up in heavy iPod rotation, I tend to make a note of it as being something pretty special. That standard brings The Black Angels to my number 4 spot.

Longtime readers may remember that The Angels’ debut, “Passover” made my inaugural Top 6 of ’06 list two years ago. And here they are once more, blowing my mind all over again.

It’s no small secret that I have a fairly prominent dark side. If I didn’t, maybe “Directions To See A Ghost” wouldn’t be such a treat. But I do. And it is.

How else can I explain why such a foreboding journey could bring me such unmitigated joy. For all it’s brooding sonics, “DTSAG” isn’t a moper. No, sir. This is a live one, baby.
Active. Flirty. Dirty. Dangerous. If I was forced to nutshell it for someone, I’d say “It sounds like the mix you’d make for a road trip through Hell.” Followed by a wink and a smirk.

“You On The Run” gets the trek started with a low-n-slow, bendy tremolo riff and devilish hipshake toms. “Doves” opens the infernal gates with a grand and twisted flourish. “Science Killer” makes a pit stop at Satan’s own personal strip club, featuring a grungy bass groove and the sexiest maracas you’ve ever heard. And epic album closer “Snake In The Grass” is the very definition of a slow burn, licking at our heels in a wash of distortion for over 16 minutes. The album’s centerpiece (and my personal fave) is “18 Years”. Featuring a wall of sound so dense Phil Spector himself would be left scratching his head, it’s the album’s most curious and compelling track. Just after the three minute mark, Alex Maas speaks of “something black” that “answers back from the dungeon”. What we hear immediately afterward may or may not be from this world. Whatever it is, it makes my spine tingle every time.

At a time when the fantastic blackness introduced by Joy Division, Bauhaus, The Cure, etc. has been co-opted by the Hot Topic generation and packaged into something way sillier than any of those bands could ever have imagined, they're an important presence. Closer to what I’d call “dark indie psychedelia” than “goth”, it’s still nice to know the Black Angels are out there keeping it real for the rest of us aging darksiders.

Serving suggestion: “Directions” has treated me very nicely on several rainy night walks through lower Manhattan. At home, try it in your PJ’s at 2am, with a deep, oaky French red.

3. Firewater – “The Golden Hour”

“Well, I ain’t gonna live in your world no more,” Todd A. declares in the opening line of “Borneo”, the first track on Firewater’s incredible “The Golden Hour”. Following the disastrous 2004 election and a bitter divorce the same year, the frontman did what many disillusioned progressives across the country felt like doing. He left America. With a raised middle finger and no backward glances.

The intervening three years found him trekking through India, Turkey, Pakistan, and Indonesia in search of something he felt America was seemingly long past being able to provide him. What he found along the way would become the building blocks, both lyrically and musically, of “The Golden Hour”.

Part travelogue, part diatribe and (ultimately) a declaration of independence, the band’s fifth album takes all the fist-in-the-air defiance of punk and filters it through gypsy rhythms, slinky surf guitar, Balkan horns and Indian percussion. The end result is the most uncannily danceable collection of political barnburners since The Clash’s “Sandinista!”. Ideas this pointed and unapologetic are usually limited to the purview of hardcore, but find a much richer point of view placed among such dynamic sounds. For evidence of this, one need only look to the chorus of the anti-Bush screed “Hey Clown”. (“Hey clown! / We’re gonna put you in the ground / We had it all and then you threw it all away / Hey clown! / You turned our happy upside down / We’re gonna burn your flag and piss on your parade!”) What reads like a typical punk rant is actually the album’s greatest celebration, a jump-up-and-down singalong rife with tuba, trombone, banjo and a thumping yo-yo bass line.

The primary achievement of “The Golden Hour” lies in its seamless melding of the political and the personal. Both “Six Forty Five” and “Feels Like The End of The World” feel like sunset postcards from a faraway place, with glimpses into the mixed feelings of a lonely American ex-pat abroad. And “Weird To Be Back” perfectly sums up the conflictions of one returning home after so long away.

In 2004, I desperately needed a rousing election year album. Who’d have known I’d finally get it four years later?

Serving suggestion: An iPod, a passport, a plane, a train, a rickshaw, a country with an alphabet you can’t read… and an alcoholic beverage you’ve never heard of served by someone who hasn’t bathed in a couple days. Mwah!

Boy meets girl, girl breaks up with boy, boy moves to remote cabin in Wisconsin to write the most achingly beautiful album of the year.

The stark simplicity of “For Emma, Forever Ago” is a testament to the power of what a man can accomplish with an acoustic guitar if he’s truly connected to the songs he’s creating. Justin Vernon’s warm, delicate falsettos, sparse arrangements and intensely personal lyrics turn what could be dismissed as mere coffeehouse fodder into something altogether deeper and more profound.

I love, love, love this album.

Serving suggestion: Alcohol might make this one too much to bear. I’d stick with a nice hot cup of Vanilla Honey Chamomile under a warm blanket.
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I knew within minutes of my first foray into “The Seldom Seen Kid” that it would make this year’s list. And I had a hunch halfway through the song “Mirrorball” that it would be damn well near the top. As the year drew to a close, amid a sea of fantastic new releases, it’s placement in the #1 spot had been solidified.

I can’t talk about this album without first addressing “Mirrorball”, the album’s third track and my absolute favorite song of the year. It’s the kind of moment that only comes along once in a blue moon for me. A song that I have to play twice in a row because I just don’t want it to end. Over a gorgeously augmented piano progression, acoustic guitar harmonies and muted percussion, Guy Garvey’s warm milk rasp opens the song : “ I plant the kind of kiss that wouldn’t wake a baby / On the self same face that wouldn’t let me sleep.” As verse melts into chorus, strings and synth swell and retract in waves of anticipation, evoking the same internal bellyflip in the listener as might be felt at the beginning (or end) of the love affair depicted in the song. It leaves me reeling every time.

But to be worthy of a title like “Album of the Year”, the whole obviously needs to be greater than the sum of its parts. I need every song to blow my mind, one right after the other, and finish the experience feeling like I’ve just been somewhere.... like a great film that leaves you choking back tears after the credits have rolled, all the way into the lobby and out onto the street. For me, this album did that more completely than any other this year.

As an opening credit sequence, “Starlings” starts things off gently before busting open the gates, then slamming them abruptly shut again. This kind of interplay – flirt and retreat – sets the tone for the emotional rollercoaster to follow. Later, “Grounds for Divorce” - a stomping hip-swinger with a stadium-rock chorus and down-home slide guitar - stands as the album’s rockingest moment. “The Fix” pairs Garvey with one of my all-time favorite British crooners, Richard Hawley, for a noir-ish burner with spritely keyboards and a tiptoe beat. And “Friends of Ours”, with it’s weepy, cinematic, string-laden farewell, brings it all to a lovely, bittersweet and fitting close - despite the singer telling us he’s “never very good at goodbyes.”

Elbow were once referred to as “the thinking man’s Coldplay”, which isn’t saying much these days. By comparison, Coldplay has spent it’s past two releases on a downward spiral of boring, bombastic, self-important schlock while Elbow have deepened and matured, creating something profoundly more interesting along the way.

Few bands can pull off this level of authentic intimacy and grandeur on the same album (let alone within the same song) without sounding forced or strident. With “The Seldom Seen Kid”, Elbow can officially add their name to the list.

Serving suggestion: Perfect any time, though I spend a lot of time with this one on the train and when I drive at night. Also, it’s a great dinner-making album. Open up a nice, spicy Spanish red or a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc and get your apron on.

The "If This Were A Top 10 List, These Would Totally Have Been On There" List:
Plants and Animals - "Parc Avenue"
The Black Keys - "Attack and Release"
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Honorable Mentions:
David Byrne & Brian Eno - "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today"
Conor Oberst - self-titled
Vampire Weekend - self-titled
Frightened Rabbit - "The Midnight Organ Fight"
Colour Revolt - "Plunder, Beg, and Curse"
Friendly Fires - self-titled
Devotchka - "A Mad and Faithful Telling"
Foals - "Antidotes"
The Raveonettes - "Lust, Lust, Lust"
Fucked Up - "The Chemistry of Common Life"
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SO.... There you go. The unquestionably definitive list of the top albums 2008. ("But, hey, wait... You forgot - " ) No, I didn't. They didnt' make the list for a reason. ("But what about - ?") No, not them. ("But, not even Sant-") No, not even Santogold. This is the list. BUT, I'd love to hear what your picks were and tell you why you're wrong, so give me a holler.
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AND DON'T FORGET....
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The CYPJN!? Best of 2008 Downloadable SUPERMIX
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COMING SOON!

Monday, December 29, 2008

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Why Don't I See Anything Wrong With This?

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Man Shoots Talker At Movies, Police Say

CNN) -- A man angry that a family was talking during a movie threw popcorn at the son and then shot the father in the arm, according to police in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

James Joseph Cialella was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons charges.

James Joseph Cialella, 29, was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations, a police report said.

Cialella told the family sitting in front of him in the theater on Christmas Day to be quiet, police said.

An argument ensued while others at the Riverview Movie Theatre watched "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," starring Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett, The Philadelphia Inquirer reported.

Cialella then approached the family from the left side of the aisle and shot the father, who was not identified, as he was standing between Cialella and his family, according to the police report.

The victim was taken to Jefferson Hospital with a gunshot wound to his left arm, police said.

Cialella was carrying a Kel-Tec .380-caliber handgun clipped inside his sweatpants, police said. He was arrested and taken into custody.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Funny Shit

Okay, so I know you've already seen it, but I hadn't until this morning. Thanks to Jesse, Maker of Huts for putting this under my nose.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

So, I uh... I ... (clears throat) ...or we, actually... the wife and I... we, uh... (wipes brow) ... Sunday night we finally... .......we, uh... ...we saw it. ...And, uh... ...well... Wow. ....I mean, if you've seen it, I think we'd like to... to talk to you about it... because, you know... (sighs) it's, uh.... it's... (faints, falls to the floor, wets pants)

Friday, November 21, 2008

Are You Still Out There...? A CYPJN!? 2nd Anniversary Special




You know, my mom always said that if you ignore someone long enough, eventually they'll go away. Hopefully, that hasn't happened to all of you.

I could come up with numerous justifications for my spottiness on the blog in the past few months, but the root cause of all of them would be the same: I have been afflicted of late with a severe lack of motivation. The minutae of day-to-day life has been taxing me in a way that it never used to. By the time it occurs to me that I need to post, I'm either too tired or there's just NOTHING THERE. Or there's something I desperately want to comment on or share with you and I run out of time and/or energy.


This has been a recurring issue over the past six months or so. Both on the blog and in general. My summer goal of writing 10 complete new poems to start taking to the mic at Bowery Poetry Club's weekly slam was stymied by a near-crippling lack of inspiration. Every time I sat down to write, I came up dry. Maybe a line here or there, but nothing with legs. The spectre of the empty page. Drop a quarter in the well, wait for the splash, hear nothing. I wanted to shrug it off, chock it up to this or that, but after a couple months I began to realize that I was simply DRY. I had nothing. Rattling stuff for a creative person.

At first I figured it was just the all-consuming nature of the apartment hunt and subsequent move. That was immediately followed by taking a permanent position at AmEx only to be told two weeks later that we could all be losing our jobs BUT that we wouldn't know until the end of October. Both of these things took up a decent amount of brain space for sure, but they weren't "IT" by any stretch. The underlying reason has proved to be something (probably) deeper and (certainly) more elusive. And in the wake of this perceived drought, a sharp lack of output has followed. Somewhere in the world, Julia Cameron is shaking her head.


Suffice to say, in the meantime my blogging has suffered. My contributions have been inconsistent and tossed-off, at best. In fact, it just occurred to me as I am writing this that I think CYPJN!? has a birthday coming up. (pauses to check archives) And in fact, uncannily, it does. It's tomorrow. Wow. So, there you go. This blog is TWO YEARS OLD. And I totally forgot. So, yet another example of how far up my ass my head has been lately. (pauses to amend subject line and change post photo)


I have spent the past month or so musing on exactly what kind of creative kickstart I need. Discussions with a few close friends about what the prescription might be have ensued. (For those of you who feel compelled to make one, insert cowbell joke here.) There are various immediate options just to get the wheels turning again (improv classes, etc.), but I've been feeling a grander gesture is in order for the long run. Something deeper, bigger, riskier and altogether more foundation-shaking. I have some ideas, but I'll save an expansion for a later post. Bottom line is, a major overhaul is in order.



And how does this relate to you and CYPN!? It simply means this: I have decided that I either have a blog and I want people to read it and I genuinely feel I have something to offer that merits an audience beyond my own bedside journal ...OR... I don't. And if I don't, then I need to say goodbye. Thank you all for listening and pull the plug. But if I do... then it's time to re-engage and stop tossing cotton candy at you every two weeks or so as if it were a regular meal. It's time to deliver.


I'm choosing the latter.



SO... In that spirit, below is a bullet list of things I've been meaning to make mention of for the past couple months. Rants, raves and updates. And a promise to make CYPJN!? a place you want to come back to again on a regular basis.

  • The Election - After watching Barack Obama's keynote address during the 2004 Democratic Convention, I said to a roomful of friends, "I want THAT GUY to be my president." And two months from now, that guy is going to be my president. We only had a couple friends over to watch the returns on election night, but it was still one of the most joyous occasions I can recall in recent history. I can only imagine how that joy would have been amplified if I'd received the news in the middle of the Grant Park crowd. I am so GODDAMN THRILLED. I am so READY to have a governing body that at least knows I exist. I'm ready to have a president who's SMARTER THAN ME. I'm ready to put at least a modicum of trust back in the democratic process. I'm ready for the squandered promise of Jack & Bobby to finally be fulfilled. I'm ready to treat the neo-cons and the Religious Right with the condescention and smug dismissiveness they deserve now that they've finally been relegated back to the fringe. I am ready for Democrats and common sense Republicans to start working together for real. I am ready to have a president who will actually START LOOKING FOR THE GUY WHO KILLED 3,000 U.S. CITIZENS AND THEN LAUGHED ABOUT IT ON TV. Yes, it's about change. Yes, it's about hope. But more than all of that, it's about positive action. Forward movement. Citizen engagment. And trying to once again balance the scales that have been knocked so definitvely askew for the past eight years.


  • My job - I still have one. After months of speculation and uncertainty, word finally came down company-wide on October 28th. Thankfully, I was not one of the 7,000.


  • Turning 35 - Yup. Did that.


  • The Sisters of Mercy at Irving Plaza - This one was a big WTF? The Missus and I have both been fans since teenagerhood and were STOKED to finally be seeing these guys live. I have to say, I've NEVER been more disappointed by a show. What a circlejerk. Muddy sound, terrible lighting, undecipherable vocals, cheeseball 80's guitar solos, off-key backup singing by guys who looked like rejects from a Ratt tribute band and a smoke machine that apparently goes to "11". Unbelievable ledtown. We stuck around for about five songs, but the middling karaoke rave-up they tried to pass off as "This Corrosion" sent us packing.

  • Albums - I'll do a proper music post in the near future, but a quick rundown of what's getting heavy play on my iPod this month is: Kings of Leon "Only By The Night", David Byrne & Brian Eno "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today", Fucked Up "The Chemistry of Common Life", Frightened Rabbit "The Midnight Organ Fight" and Antibalas "Talkatif". Old Siouxsie, New Order and Bauhaus have also been in pretty heavy rotation.

  • The Missus - The Chrysalis Year is nearing a rousing crescendo. Next month, she and Vic will be hosting a screening of the "Off The Radar" pilot episode. It's been a Herculean task that has taken up just about every last wink of their free time. Picture locked last week and I'm currently doing some music supervision for them. The show looks great and I am ridiculously proud of them. In addition, K got accepted to The New School and will be starting classes in January. The woman is a freight train.

That's the Cliffs Notes. The salient points. There will be more to come. And on a more regular basis, I promise.

Thanks for sticking around...

Talk soon,

-IMBA

Monday, November 10, 2008

Big Ups To The "Poundcake" Kids

Troy and Raf asked me for feedback after the first screening last year and I said, "I think it's great. But I don't love the title. And there's one scene you gotta cut. ...Mine."

Sage advice on both points, it turns out. The movie's come a long way since then and "Poundcake" (formerly titled "The Dissection of Thanksgiving") made it's premiere at the AFI Festival last week.

Check it out. "Poundcake" arrivals and interviews start at 2:40, including an enthusiastic plug from Eion.

Mad props to Raf, Troy, Deshja & Kevin.




AFI FEST 2008 - Red Carpet - For more of the funniest videos, click here

More pics here.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Sunday, November 02, 2008

How Am I Spending Monday Night, You Ask...?

By taking a little trip down memory lane with The Sisters of Mercy at Irving Plaza.

Can't. Wait.

Friday, October 31, 2008

"Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves -- and the only way they could do that is by not voting." -Franklin Roosevelt

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

A Scary-Ass Pumpkin. A Lovely Weekend.

The Missus and I had one of those rare weekends where we managed to get the balance just right. Just enough activity. Just enough relaxation. Between social obligations, chores, errands, etc., we hardly ever get to have the kind of weekend we want to have. So this was a real win for us.

Friday night got things started off right. Dinner at home. Good wine, good music. The kind of vibe where preparing the meal is just as satisfying as enjoying it. The Missus made pumpkin burgers which were, to quote Thomas Jefferson, "Off the goddamn HOOK." After dinner, we prepared to carve our first pumpkin since 2004, a real beaut we picked up in CT last weekend. 30 pounds of plump, perfectly-shaped pumpkinity.

I switched the iPod playlist from dinner-making jams to something more appropriate for pumpkin carving. A melange of dark 80's alt-classics. Early Bauhaus, Siouxsie, Cure, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division and the like. The decision at hand was whether to do an "OBAMA" pumpkin or to do a super-scary one. Given the fact that my wife and I both seem to be nurturing our dark sides at this particular moment in time, we went for super-scary. The results are above. Note the detail work on the eyebrows and the scar on the left side. We're pretty damn proud of it.

The rest of the weekend fell in line nicely. Saturday started with coffee and waffles followed by a thorough but totally quick and painless housecleaning. Then later I met K in the City after her accupuncture appointment and went to see this. Not the best movie ever commited to celluloid but funny, engaging and a good escape. I think The Missus was more impressed with the fact that I didn't just agree to see a movie in the theater, but that I actually suggested it. That's growth, people.

Sunday was manicures for the both of us followed by finally watching this Netflix movie which has been laying around for weeks. It was WAY RAD, but Kanga didn't love the SurroundSound. The explosions make her ears go flat.

After that it was last week's Mad Men from the DVR, followed by the Mad Men season finale in real time. Have to say I wanted more from it - being a season-ender and all - but the show is just SO GODDAMN BRILLIANT I'll let it slide. If you haven't been watching, get it on disc and get to work. It's incredible.

We both remarked on our way to bed Sunday night what a nice weekend we had. Just real nice. That kind of balance and genuine in-the-momentness is something we both strive for and very rarely achieve in life. Here's hoping we might just be getting a little closer to it in the future...

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

God Bless J.S.

I just came across this while cleaning out my e-mail. It's dated but brilliant.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

An Open Letter To Two Average Joes

Dear Joe the Plumber & Joe Six-Pack,

I don't know how you guys got so thoroughly co-opped by the McCain/Palin ticket, but I have to say... If we get stuck with another 4 years of douchebaggery because of you two folksy, oversimplified caricatures, I'm going to personally kick both your asses.

Sincerely,
-IMBA

Thursday, October 09, 2008

You Wanna Party With Us???

The Missus and I just bought our tickets for this.
It's going to be fab.
Let's make it a party.
JOIN US...

GOGOL BORDELLO
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Webster Hall

(clicky for tickeys)

P.S. The Gogol doc "Gogol Bordello Non-Stop" will be coming to town soon. If you need any more convincing to come check them out live, watch THIS...


GOGOL BORDELLO NON STOP FILM TRAILER
by Guespa

A Mid-Afternoon Chuckle From Me To You

You may or may not have seen this already. I enjoyed it...

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Saturday, October 04, 2008

COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF

Every onece in a while I'll come across something that I REALLY wish I'd written. I think this Palin piece is the most absolutely spot-on assessment of what the choice of her as McCain's running mate says about the GOP and more importantly about the state of the country itself.

Thanks for sending this my way, Vic.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

A Little Something For The Missus On The Occasion Of Our 3rd Wedding Anniversary

The Better Parts

I am my left eye
the weaker one
the one that droops a little
the one that goes dead in photographs

You are my right eye
the one that winks
the one with the arched brow
the one that brightens when I laugh

You are both lips
Partly because they are one of my finer attributes
And partly because
without you
they have no purpose anyway

My hair
I am the gray ones

My teeth
I am the two obnoxious ones up front
begging in vain to go unnoticed

My tongue
You are salty and sweet
I am sour and bitter

I am my cheekbone
at the end of a frat boy’s fist
I am my wrist
after slamming my sled into the side of a tree
And you
Are every other bone in me

Solid

Unbroken

The frame


I am my hands on a rainy day
Cold, stiff and uncooperative

You are my hands
around trekking poles in the Grand Canyon,
mixing mortar in the village of Taviefe,
breaking bread in Florence
You are my hands when they are folded in prayer

I am the finger forever pointing at someone else
And you are the three pointing back at me

I am my middle
At 165
And you are my middle
At 145

You are my back
Strong, smooth, even in tone

I am my legs carrying me from City Hall station
to the World Financial Center
on a snowy Monday morning

And you are my legs
tangled up in yours
on the first sleepy Sunday of spring

You are my right knee
The reliable one
The one that bent to propose

I am my left knee
The one that disappears at the most crucial moments
leaving me flat on my back like a dusty turtle
in the middle of the South Kaibab trail

I am the shirt I should’ve thrown out three seasons ago
And you are the jeans I look good in no matter what

You
are those rare occasions when I just go ahead and say “Yes” to something
without overthinking it
You
are action,
operation,
spontaneity,
forward movement,


Life for the sake of living

And I

am a stick in the mud

I am the part that’s about to turn down a free plane ticket and an
extra day in Paris because I’m worried we won’t get someone to feed the cats
And you are the part
That sees an overbooked flight
as an opportunity

You are the wine we drank
later that night
on a sidestreet café in the Quartier Latin
And I am the time I lost 'if'-ing

My heart?

Yeah.


That’s all you.

-not the metaphor
-not the idea
-not poetry

But blood.

Cells.

Function.

The essential.

The part that cannot be removed
without the rest of it slamming violently into

indistinction


And somewhere down the road
when all my parts
-the lovely ones
And the ones less so-
come to crumble under the weight of

inevitability





You will be my epitaph.





And I will be the dandelion

creeping up at its base

plucked unceremoniously by a hired hand

So that something more productive


can grow in its place.



x,o

-IMBA

10/08

Sunday, September 28, 2008

THANK YOU, Jack.

You may have seen this one. It's been making the rounds. Cafferty manages to say what the rest of us are thinking.



I mean, you've gotta be kidding, right...?



Is is just me, or is the similarity between Palin and this genius more than a little unsettling....?



Spooky, right...?

Monday, September 22, 2008

An Open Letter To My Anonymous Racist Fan


Dear Pussy-Ass Anonymous Racist Fuckhole,

Your comments have been deleted.
.
...See?
.
You've been erased.
.
It's like you never existed.
.
You made no impact whatsoever.
.
You silly, inconsequential bitch.


All the best,

-IMBA

P.S. Obama's going to win.
Tee-hee.

Hey, a PLAN?? What a novel idea...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Had Enough/Can't Get Enough #6


So... this was originally supposed to be a weekly segment, but in true CYPJN?! fashion, my intentions and my output rarely jell. (The last installment of this "weekly" feature was in April, 2007.)

Here's a list of what's got me both flummoxed and fired up this week...

HAD ENOUGH
  • Gatsby's incessant yowling at 9:30 every night for no good goddamn reason

  • Braveheart's incessant yowling at 3:30 every morning for no good goddamn reason

  • Sarah Palin buzz

  • Joint pain

  • PC issues

  • Being someone I'm not 40 hours a week

  • Lunch options at the World Financial Center

  • 80's nostalgia permeating Fashion Week

  • Transitional hair

  • The bullshit wine stores on Ditmars

  • The Mets getting ready to squander yet another near-guaranteed playoff slot

CAN'T GET ENOUGH


Looks like I'm heavier on raves than rants this week. I guess I'm growing...


-IMBA

Sunday, September 14, 2008

I'll take "Totally Fucking Obvious Causes Of Death" for $400, Alex....

Man, Woman Found Fatally Shot In Head In NYC (AP)
A man and a woman have been found shot dead inside a Manhattan apartment.Police say they went to the apartment Sunday afternoon and found 72-year-old Arlene Coffey and 54-year-old David Coffey shot in their heads. Both were pronounced dead at the scene, where a .22-caliber revolver was recovered. The medical examiner's office will try to determine the causes of their deaths.

"Hmmmmm.... Let's see.... I don't know, Sarge... Other than the .22 and the bullet holes in each of the victims' skulls, I can't imagine any other reason why they both would have died at the same time and with blood-gushing gapes in their melons. We better send 'em over to the M.E.'s office for tests..."

You've got.

To be fucking.

Kidding me.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Up Here, Down There

Has it really been 7 years? Crazy.

Thank God I wasn't working down here back then.

From my office window...From MSNBC...
I don't think I could ever have imagined myself feeling this emotionally removed from the whole thing. Especially given my close physical proximity to the site.

I usually feel a twinge of something on the anniversaries. Sadness, anger, something eerie, something sensorial, something particular. Something.

But today just feels like a Thursday.

Actually, it feels like an even less noteworthy Thursday than most other Thursdays.

I don't know why.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Friday, August 29, 2008

In Case You Missed It...

Or if you just want to get the goosebumps all over again...

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Reason I Want To Punch People I See On The Street Sometimes #247

Today a sloppy, pudgy 10 year old kid walked by me with his dad. The kid was wearing a t-shirt that said "10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman".

Genius.

Absolute genius.

Get 'em started early. On the booze and the misogyny.

I noticed the dad noticing me noticing his kid and the obviously inappropriate t-shirt choice. I'm sure the look on my face was a sour melange of disgust, disdain and unfiltered whatthefuckness.

When I looked up, he averted his eyes and they walked on past.

Yeah.

Look away, asshole.

Hope the kid gets taken away from you before he has a chance to blossom into a grade-A eff-hole just like his daddy.


P.S. I couldn't read the reasons listed on the t-shirt, so I did a search on the phrase. If you think I'm being harsh or puritanical, take a look for yourself and tell me you'd put this shirt on your 10 year old.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

N I C E !

The perfect ticket?

It just might be...

Monday, August 18, 2008

New David Byrne/Brian Eno Joint

The new collaboration between David Byrne and Brian Eno - "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today" - is out now and available exclusively through their website.

You can preview the album below. Fantastic stuff...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

What I've Been Doing With My Summer Since I Obviously Haven't Been Blogging

It's not that I don't love you. My head's just elsewhere right now. Best I can muster is a bullet list. The last month or so in a nutshell...

  • Finished putting the apartment together - (whew)
  • Joined Facebook. -Not sure how I feel about this one yet. People are sort of coming out of the woodwork. It's cool, but also... you know... I dunno...
  • Saw "The Dark Knight" - Amazing. Can't wait to see it again, in IMAX this time. THANK YOU Christopher Nolan for finally getting this franchise CORRECT. And, Heath... Oh, Heath. Damn your silly pills. You should get a nod for this regardless of your existential status.
  • Saw Underworld, Andrew Bird & Radiohead at the All Points West Festival - All three acts were fantastic, but I have to say what impressed me most about these outdoor stages was the SOUND. Crystal clear. Really satisfying. And we'd never seen Radiohead live, so The Missus and I were TRULY floored.
  • Christened our new apartment with a real-deal summer BBQ - I'm still eating leftover sausages and potato salad, but a good time was had by all and my grill skills continue to grow.
  • Finally bought my plane ticket for the Canyon - My good friend Troy, a Canyon virgin, will be joining us for this one. We're doing our first-ever rim-to-rim.* It's going to rock like nothing has ever rocked in the history of rocking.
  • Accepted a permanent position with the American Express Company only to find out a month later that I may be losing my job - I've never considered that I was someone who worked in "the financial sector" of the economy, but apparently I am. They like to call major layoffs like this "a reengineering". Brilliant. Utterly brilliant.
  • Switched out our old cable box for a new HD box - Two words: Sunrise Earth
  • Had some great dinners with The Missus in our new 'hood - Thank you for the paella, El Olivo

  • Discovered one of the most delicious $6 bottles of white ever - We're total fans of the Indaba Sauvignon Blanc from South Africa. $8.99 on Ditmars, but only $5.99 in our old neighborhood. We drove over and bought a case. Good shit.
  • Boycotted the Olympics - Didn't even watch the opening ceremonies. In HD. With SurroundSound. Which was probably awesome. But, fuck 'em.
  • Got to Level 25 on the Vortex game on my iPod - I'm not usually a game person, but this one's been a blessing on my hour-long train ride to work.

  • Started growing my hair out - And am hating it. Might be chop-chop time.

  • Mowed a lawn for the first time in about 12 years - Having a yard we can use has been a real upgrade from our last place. Having fun planning what we're going to do with the space next spring.

  • Made an appointment for my first physical in over two years - Taking advantage of the insurance while I have it. Doc's gonna love that I started smoking again. (...ugh)

  • Started smoking again - Brilliant. Utterly brilliant. Planning to quit after the Canyon. Have heard some firsthand accounts of success with auriculotherapy, so I've started doing research.

  • Ate sashimi for the first time - We have five sushi places on Ditmars. Only one we'd tried was Watawa, which we love love love. It's still the best, but I decided to check out Sakura one lonely night while The Missus was away and I gotta say... the yellowtail sashimi was a winner.

That's really about it. I've been having a quiet summer.

Not relaxing. Not restorative. Not particularly fun. But quiet.

And I guess that's just going to have to be okay for right now...

-IMBA

*Please note that the phrase "rim-to-rim" refers to the North and South Rims of the Grand Canyon. Not whatever you were thinking. ...sicko.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Vomit

Read this.

And then read this.

And try not to throw up in your mouth.



I just don't understand this world sometimes...

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Gogol on Conan


Gogol Bordello will be appearing on Late Night with Conan O'Brien this Wednesday night (7/30). This is your chance to find out what you've been missing.
Set your DVR's and strap yourself in.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Are You Effing Serious??

I just came across this link on Yahoo. I simply can't believe that there's just so little going on in the world that stories like this end up getting printed...

Poll: Obama Leads McCain Among People Who Don't Have Pets

Monday, July 07, 2008

Enjoy The Silence


It's summer.

We're all busy with other stuff.

I'll be posting regularly again soon.

Just not today.

Or probably tomorrow.

So, take a break from your computer and go outside.

It's such a nice day...

Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin 1937-2008

George Carlin has long been a personal hero of mine. We don't have anyone like him around today. As much a champion of free speech as Lenny Bruce, his loss will be deeply felt.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, to you Sir.

Here's hoping God's got a sense of humor...

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Gogol #4

The Missus and I went to our fourth Gogol Bordello show in a year on Friday night at McCarren Park Pool.

Man... I just... I can't... you've just gotta... What's it gonna take to get your ass there next time?

Seriously...


Friday, June 20, 2008

Support TerraNOVA

Some friends of mine run the TerraNOVA Collective. They always put out great work and they've just launched their 5th annual SoloNOVA Festival. There's a party tomorrow night at P.S. 122 to support the festival and the collective. If you're around and free, go check it out...

-IMBA





terraNOVA NewsletterJune 17, 2008
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5th Anniversary Celebration - $15 Tix Available HERE!
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Greetings!The 5th Annual soloNOVA Arts Festival opens tonight! For a complete line-up, please go to http://www.terranovacollective.org/.
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Buy Tix Now!!!
This link will take you to our calendar.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

New Digs

As promised. Unsolicited photos. (Ma, you can stop hounding me.)

We're officially moved in and the unpacking/setting-up process has begun.

Here's to a fresh start...





Tuesday, June 10, 2008

My Wife, Beauty Writer

The Missus' wide range of talents never ceases to amaze me. Her first professional freelance beauty piece is up. You ladies'll love it. Check it out.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The End Of An Era


The timing couldn't have been more perfect. I had just called off the wedding two weeks before the date and my already-crumbling life was on the fast track to complete ruination. Or at least it seemed so at the time, as those situations tend to when you're standing knee deep in them. This was September, 1997.

My former fiance was moving back to Omaha ASAP and I was damned if I was going to stay in our apartment one day longer than I had to. Wasn't a bad place, actually. Cute little two-bedroom with hardwood floors, an eat-in kitchen and French doors on the master bedroom. But it had been so fouled with our disgusting, codependent, panicked energy that it might as well have been covered in shit. No, sticking around and trying to find a roommate wasn't an option. I had to get out of there. And fast.

As chance would have it, my buddy MJ had a roommate moving out at the beginning of October. I had long coveted MJ's apartment. A cozy, two-bedroom private house with a huge kitchen and a truly homey feel. Additionally, MJ was a card-carrying metrosexual like myself. A bonafide wine-drinking, candle-burning, Dead Can Dance-listening, house-tidying, CK1-wearing metrosexual who loved to cook and have deep conversations long into the night. So I wasn't going to have to deal with beer cans on the floor, stinky socks in the bathroom and the ever-present cloud of B.O. that seems to follow most male roommates wherever they go. AND... the rent was only $775. Total. Which meant that my half was only $387.50 a month. A total steal even 10 years ago. I had the distinct feeling that this was going to work out well.

And then a year and a half later when MJ moved back to L.A., the place became mine. In the intervening years, several roommates came and went. I started with girls, hoping to keep the mellow, non-stinky vibe MJ and I had going. There was Ylva, the half-retarded German acting student with a funny walk and a firm belief that she would make it in life because she was a "lucky child". Althea, the athletic black commercial actress with a winning smile and an unflappable can-do attitude. Then there was Joe. A friend of The Missus' from school. A great guy, but the prototypical non-metro male roommate. And then finally, after four years of dating, Kate moved in on September 28, 2001. Two weeks after the 11th. And, of course, the night she moves in we pull up to the house to find the front door kicked in half. Our little nest had been burglarized. Somehow it now seems fitting that the inaugural act of our cohabitation was a break-in.

Over the course of the next 6 1/2 years, we really did our best to make the place our home. A couple paint jobs, the installation of hardwood floors, a round of new furniture, coating the fridge in layers of anti-Bush humor and peppering the entire space with pictures of family and travel. And it worked. For a time.

But as we got older and started making more long-term plans for our lives, the realities of the space started making themselves known post-haste. The lack of closet space. The peeling kitchen floor. The mold spots in the unventilated bathroom. The overstayed-its-welcome carpet in the den. And the bedroom. Which is exactly that. A bed room. A room with a bed in it. Cramped enough that we have to walk in sideways just to get into bed. These realities began to encroach on our lives and quickly started turning our sanctuary into a prison.

It was time to move. This much was clear. What was not clear was... how? And to where?

We'd made a half-hearted attempt at looking last spring, to no avail. This attempt basically consisted of getting laughed out of six different Astoria brokers after explaining that we were looking for a two-bedroom that was larger than what we had now, was pet-friendly and preferrably on the ground floor to accomodate our 3-legged dog. Oh, and we want all that for $1500 a month. Apparently this was too much to ask. We were demoralized enough by the experience that we decided to bag the whole idea and stay put for another year. Good thing, too. Because about two weeks after abandoning our search, I lost my job. (*See every post between June and September of last year for details.) The fact that the savings we'd put aside for a move ended up keeping us afloat during my three months of unemployment are about as far as I need to look for evidence of divine intervention.


Fast forward to this April. Thanks to "Law & Order" residuals and Bush's bribe money, this year's tax return was greater than either of us expected. We had originally planned to maybe pay down some debt, take some classes, get new headshots, etc. But this amount was basically exactly what we would need to get us into a new apartment. We took it as a sign that the time for an upgrade in our living situation had come.

The topics of "Finding An Apartment" and "How Much Is Your Rent?" are the primary unifying preoccupations of people who live within the five boroughs of New York City. And there's a reason for this. Apartment-hunting in the City is very much like heading into battle. There are two opposing sides. There is preparation. There is strategy. It requires a great amount of skill, an equal amount of luck and a shitload of hustle. It is ruthless, it is demoralizing and it is all-consuming.

Major props to The Missus for totally having her shit together and being completely on-point heading into this process. We made a good team. She was the general and I was the pitch-man. We knew what we wanted and we weren't going to stop until we got it. At least that was the plan.

We originally started out looking at only no-fee apartments. No brokers, no agents. And our cap was $1600 a month. For a 2-bedroom. On the ground floor, or at least no higher than the second. In a private house or small 3-family building. In a great neighbhorhood. That was close to the train. (For my NYC contingency, please keep your laughter to a minimum as it disturbs the other readers.)

Long story short, as the search progressed and our frustration levels multiplied our criteria began to expand. We started looking in Greenpoint, we looked in Astoria, we looked in Bay Ridge, we looked in Park Slope, we looked in friggin' Bed-Stuy. (Thing We Learned About Ourselves In This Process #12: We are not gentrifiers.)

Over the course of 14 apartments, we started to become jaded, weary and battle-bruised. The thought pecked at both of us that maybe we just couldn't find a decent apartment in our price range. And maybe we were fools for leaving a place that was so affordable. Of course, as often happens, right when we were about to throw up our hands and admit defeat, the right thing comes along.

We had an appointment with a broker named George to look at a renovated 2-BR basement apartment with a small private backyard. We were already dubious about a basement apartment, but we were so beaten down we figured what-the-hell. Suffice to say, it wasn't for us. AND it was 16 blocks from the train. Which meant either taking the bus to the Ditmars station OR a fuck of a hoof. We happened to ask George if he had anything else he could show us and gave him our new, amended rent cap - $1800. George said he thought he might have something for us, but it was a little over what we wanted to spend. In a moment of silent internal unison, TM and I both said "Screw it! Let's see it anyway!"

The apartment met every criteria on our list... A 2-BR, larger than what we have now, completely renovated, ground floor, quiet street, great neighborhood, close to the train, forget it. This was it. Plus it has a yard (which needs some work, but hey) AND... a friggin' parking space. An unbelievable bonus. All of which ultimately went into our justification of why we were willing to pay fifty bucks over what was already a hard-arrived-at rent cap. We (I, moreso) agonized about what the hell we were thinking making that kind of a leap in rent. But, in the end (and this has become our mantra of late) you get what you pay for. The bottom line was this. We'd looked at 15 apartments over the course of a month and a half. And this was the one we wanted. And this was what it cost. And that was just the deal.

We signed the lease the following Friday and officially move in next week. We picked up the keys and took some measurements this past Friday night, so unsolicited pictures will likely follow.

So, yeah. We're moving. We're taking a risk. We're stepping outside ourselves and into something (hopefully) better, (definitely) different. And praying that our outside-in metamorphosis strategy works.

I made the observation to The Missus a couple months ago that we've spent the past couple years being our limitations. And we didn't have to look any further than our own four walls for a gut-check on that point.

3508, Thank You.

You've been a great home.

You were an oasis in the upsy-downsy clusterfuck that was my 20's.


And a fairly-reliable sanctuary as I entered my 30's.


I will cry when I shut your squeaky front door for the last time and I will feel a tug when any of the many memories you've housed begins to surface.

But I've outgrown you.

You are winter skin on my summer frame and it is time to leave you behind.


Thanks for everything.

I hope whoever comes along takes good care of you.


You deserve it.

Yes. We. CAN.

Can I get a "AMEN"?!!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

R.I.P., Heady


"That's 'Hedley'."
.
Sir, you were a comic genius and a personal inspiration. You will be greatly missed.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Friday, May 23, 2008

Big Ups to Our Homegirl Heidi

"Darling of the Downtown Theatre Scene" and wife of the honorable K.P. O'Fagan II, Schreck won a friggin' Obie this week for her performance in Two-Headed Calf's Drum of the Waves of Horikawa. (Which, unfortunately, I missed.)

CYPJN!? salutes you, madam. The recognition is well-deserved.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Oh. My.

Saw DeVotchka at Terminal 5 last night.

Wow.

A m a z i n g show.

New York, where were you? We thought you were going to get tix.

Denver, they're your band. Stop taking them for granted. Make a point to see them next time they're home.

Seattle, John & Cheryl & Kevin told you to go and you didn't. Shame on you. Your loss.

Omaha, you still have a chance. They're playing the Slowdown on Saturday night. Do NOT screw this up. Remind everyone just how cool you really are and buy tickets for this RIGHT NOW.

Europe, you get to spend the whole summer with them.

You lucky bitch.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

A Little Something For The Faithful

I've been an absentee blogger lately, so I figured I'd try and make it up to you.

Like a dad who buys you a present after he misses your ball game.

Or takes you to a ball game because he forgot to buy you a present.

Here.

I was going to do a post about what I've been listening to lately. So much good stuff.

Then I came across this widget on Dup's blog the other day and decided I'd just go ahead and share...







P.S. Since you just asked if The Missus and I were going to any good shows lately, I'll answer you.

Yes.

Yes we are.

DeVotchka tonight, Firewater Saturday night, Gogol Bordello 6/20 and Black Angels 6/28.

What?

I know you're jealous. But, you don't have to be. Get a ticket and come with us.

Seriously.

Monday, May 19, 2008

...?

I know, I know.

I've been busy, alright?




Geez.


Get off my back already...

Monday, May 05, 2008

Okay, so this is some funny shit...

Many thanks to Neil for passing this one along. Enjoy*...
*Not appropriate for office viewing

Evan & Gareth - Mano-A-Mano

Monday, April 28, 2008


Finally made it back to Bowery Poetry Club last week after a three year absence. Last open mic of the season. Felt good.

It’s a sobering thing to try and calculate
The exact percentage of time I’ve spent of late
Trying to fill myself up with
Myself
Trying to fill myself up with
Myself

Heading out into the winter of my spirit
Wrapped only in my distractions
While my truest need
Becomes such a whisper
I can’t even hear it

I like bombast
I like subterfuge
I like noise
I like to shout down any ounce of substance
that tries to penetrate
Any ounce of anything
I didn’t orchestrate

I gravitate toward surface
I gravitate toward sheen
I gravitate away
From whatever gravity means

I line my insides with my outsides
I play dress-up

I try on skinny jeans
I try on cigarettes
I try on crossword puzzles
I try on the internet

I try on “Rock of Love with Brett Michaels”
I try on MSNBC
I try on whatever I can buy
To make myself more “me”

I try on too much red meat
I try on too much red wine
I try on snarky dismissive and
“No, no, really, I’m fine”

I hang myself with ornaments
And pray the branches hold
I play Dead Kennedys on the way to my office job
To keep from getting
old

I put in as much as will fit
With little regard
For what I’m getting out of any of it

When I was growing up there were actually channels on the television
That had no content
just static
just space
A hissing, scrambled buzz of nothing
(Or, if not nothing, then
Something close to not-quite-something)

But not now

Now

Every channel is full and multiplied
300-plus points on the dial
Each with its own picture, sound & style

most still static

But structured & groomed & with a target
Demographic

All a fitting metaphor
For a collective human nature that says
Empty is an eyesore

That clamors desperate, loud
For moremoremore
And doesn’t bother to distinguish or define
More of what
Because more itself
Seems to be enough

I have tried
Filling myself up with
Myself

And I have left myself
Unsatisfied

I have tried
Filling myself up with
Myself

And I have left myself
Full of shit

There’s truth out there somewhere
Hidden in the little spaces between
What I want
And what I do

Yes, it’s soft
But not completely out of earshot
If I can keep my mouth shut long enough

Only open
Only empty
Only silent
Only still
Only flushed of what separates
Me from me
Me from God
Me from you

Me from the life I only dare talk about in the abstract

-IMBA

4/08


Friday, April 25, 2008

Ladies & Gentlemen... The World Premiere of...

DJ PROVERB

Oh, yes. Hot damn, indeed.

Totally last minute, but if you find yourself in Astoria tomorrow night between 10pm and midnight looking for a place to listen to a kickass mix of Indie Rock, Electronica, Vintage Alternative, Progressive Hip Hop and Transglobal Beats while enjoying any of the 25 great microbrews on tap, come check out my inaugural DJ set at Sunswick.

I'm hoping this will be the first of many. I'll keep you posted.

Quote of the Week

From The Missus. Wednesday night. 12:49am.

"I'm very open right now. Now's a good time to know me."

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

"Please Explain #27"

Dup invited me to be the next contributor in his "Please Explain" series. I was honored and happy to oblige.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

The Boss Backs Obama

From Bruce's websiste...

Dear Friends and Fans:

Like most of you, I've been following the campaign and I have now seen and heard enough to know where I stand. Senator Obama, in my view, is head and shoulders above the rest.

He has the depth, the reflectiveness, and the resilience to be our next President. He speaks to the America I've envisioned in my music for the past 35 years, a generous nation with a citizenry willing to tackle nuanced and complex problems, a country that's interested in its collective destiny and in the potential of its gathered spirit. A place where "...nobody crowds you, and nobody goes it alone."


At the moment, critics have tried to diminish Senator Obama through the exaggeration of certain of his comments and relationships. While these matters are worthy of some discussion, they have been ripped out of the context and fabric of the man's life and vision, so well described in his excellent book, Dreams of My Father, often in order to distract us from discussing the real issues: war and peace, the fight for economic and racial justice, reaffirming our Constitution, and the protection and enhancement of our environment.

After the terrible damage done over the past eight years, a great American reclamation project needs to be undertaken. I believe that Senator Obama is the best candidate to lead that project and to lead us into the 21st Century with a renewed sense of moral purpose and of ourselves as Americans.

Over here on E Street, we're proud to support Obama for President.

-Bruce Springsteen

Thank you, sir.

This blog agrees.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Onion Headline of the Week

April 7, 2008
Charlton Heston's Gun Taken From His Cold, Dead Hands

Friday, April 11, 2008

Tough Decisions

Jesse, Maker of Huts sent me the following story and it was too good to pass up. He thought it might be an Onion article at first, but alas... it was real.

I think it speaks to the passion of parental commitment and the nuances of making the tough decisions involved in the proper upbringing of a child.

Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join

Police: Mother A Crip, Father A Westside Baller

COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.

On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.

After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.

His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.

"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.

Manzanares was charged with disorderly conduct, harassment, and domestic violence. He was transported to the Adams County Detention Facility.

On Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a year of probation. The misdemeanor harassment charge was dropped.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Radio You Can Actually LISTEN TO in NYC???

Yes.
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Anyone who lives here knows what a wasteland New York radio is. And anyone who's read this blog for any amount of time knows what a huge fan I am of Seattle's independent free-form station KEXP.
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I've now been listening to KEXP online for 5 years. It literally gets me through the slog that is my workaday life. It's the kind of place where you can hear Wilco, Bright Eyes, Johnny Cash, Dead Kennedys, Ministry and The English Beat all in the same hour. Everything from indie rock to vintage punk to classic soul to 60's Cambodian psychedlic pop. No bullshit. As well as introducing countless new bands that you will quickly come to love.
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I have long been pining for something of that ilk on the dial here in NYC and have long done so in vain.
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...Until now.

91.5FM Radio New York and KEXP have teamed up to bring something DESPERATELY NEEDED to the New York airwaves.

WAKE UP (6am-9am) is a morning radio show hosted and curated by KEXP's director of programming, Kevin Cole. The site describes it as "An inclusive mix of alternative rock, hip hop, electronic, roots, soul, and global — as well as exclusive music features, NYC show info and news from NPR and the BBC."
The Missus and I have been listening for over a week and it's really given us a much-needed boost in the morning.


And then from 9am-12pm, 9.15 simulcasts the first 3 hours of KEXP's John In The Morning Show, hosted by John Richards.
"The music you want to hear when you need to hear it. From the Pixies to Pela, M.I.A. to Massive Attack, JITM breaks new music, embraces old music and ties it all together."

Something this special doesn't come along very often. The best way to support it is simply to tune in. (And pledge, whenever KEXP has their quarterly fundraising drives.)
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I guarantee if you start tuning in, you'll quickly become a fan. And what New Yorker couldn't use a little something to look forward to in the morning...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Food For Thought From The Front Lines

Just read this article written by a U.S. soldier in Iraq. His take on the real meaning of the recent death-toll milestone in Iraq. Illuminating and sobering.

American Express Saves Planet Earth

A memo I just received...


M E M O R A N D U M
Subject: AMERICAN EXPRESS WFC SUPPORTS EARTH HOUR CAMPAIGN
Date: March 26, 2008
To: World Financial Center Colleagues
From: Judy ------, VP, Corporate Social Responsibility

As a sign of our commitment to the environment, a number of American Express locations around the world will support Earth Hour, a global environmental campaign taking place on Saturday, March 29, 2008.


During Earth Hour, which began last year in Sydney, Australia, homes and businesses are encouraged to curb energy consumption by turning off their lights for the one hour period between 8:00 and 9:00 p.m. In this way, participants in Earth Hour can demonstrate that it is possible to take action on an issue as far reaching as climate change.

Here at the World Financial Center, we will support Earth Hour by turning off our lights for one hour beginning at 8:00 p.m. Also, there will be no heating or air conditioning on the floors during this time. Throughout the Earth Hour event, all emergency lighting and security systems will remain on as usual.


Wow.

Wow, AmEx. What a BOLD and DEFINITIVE gesture. You mean to tell me that you're willing to turn off the lights... for a whole hour ... At 8pm on a Saturday... When no one's fucking here??? And the air conditioning, TOO? At the end of March!!!?

You sirs, have my utmost respect. I am blown away and inspired by your innovation, your courage, your pioneer spirit, your willingness to risk.

You are the example we should all be living. You are the standard to which we all should strive. Your uncompromising tenacity and vision light the way for all of us.

My sincerest thanks to you, Company.

You make me proud to call myself an American. Express employee.
(contractor, technically)

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God, I hate this place.