Friday, December 21, 2007

THE CYPJN!? BEST OF '07 SUPERMIX!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, readers! As promised in my Top 7 Albums of 2007 post, below is IMBA's Best of '07 Supermix!!

Almost all of these tracks were released by the bands via legal, free download sites for promotion of the album and the couple that weren't are within sharing guidlines, so enjoy. If you fall in love with a particular song, go buy the album. You can find most of them at eMusic and probably all of them at either iTunes or your local independent record store.

(To download - Simply click on the song title)

Gogol Bordello - "Ultimate"
The Veils - "Jesus For The Jugular"
Shout Out Louds - "Tonight I Have To Leave It"
Vampire Weekend - "A-Punk"
Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip - "Thou Shalt Always Kill"
Blue Scholars - "Joe Metro"
Spoon - "Finer Feelings"
Pela - "Lost To The Lonesome"
The Sea & Cake - "Up On Crutches"
LCD Soundsystem - "All My Friends"
Band of Horses - "Is There A Ghost"
The National - "Fake Empire"
Holler, Wild Rose! - "Mercy Beat"
Andrew Bird - "Spare-Oh's"
Beirut - "Nantes"
Wilco - "Impossible Germany"
Radiohead - "House of Cards"
Cinematic Orchestra - "To Build A Home"
The Arcade Fire - "My Body Is A Cage"
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Bonus Video: The Arcade Fire - "My Body Is A Cage" Live from Glastonbury 2007



Merry Christmas and best to all of you this holiday season.

CYPJN!? will return in 2008 with all new rants, raves, questions, answers, problems, solutions, information, misinformation, noise, subterfuge, etcetera, etcetera.

Peace,
-IMBA

Monday, December 17, 2007

THE CYPJN!? TOP SEVEN ALBUMS OF 2007

Wow. It's been an interesting 12 months since my last year-end "Best Of" list. Lots of ups and downs. Thank God 2007 was such a stellar year for music. Not sure I'd have made it through the downs with out all the great releases that came out along the way.

Below is my meticulously drafted list of what I consider to the be Top 7 Albums of '07. As I mentioned last year, these lists are ubiquitous enough that the only point they really serve is to spur discussion, debate and diatribe between the music geek who created the list and the music geeks who read the list. And that's why I love them.

So... Take a gander and leave some comments to weigh in on what you think. Which ones I nailed, which ones I missed, who should've been listed over who, etc. You will be wrong, of course, but that doesn't make the back-n-forth any less fun...

(To preview album, simply click on the album title link) .

7. The Veils - "Nux Vomica"

Next to U2's "How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb", The Veils' debut "The Runaway Found" was easily my favorite album of 2004. So, how was I to take the news two years later that The Veils were entering the studio to record their follow-up with a completely revamped lineup? Vocalist/guitarist/songwriter Finn Andrews was forced to pick up the pieces after his original band splintered just two months after the album's release. During a trip back to his native New Zealand, Andrews hooked up with two former schoolmates to work on the songs that would become the Veils much-anticipated second release. Because "Runaway Found" was such a personal favorite, I was dubious as to what might come but hoping for the best. Hence, the brilliance of "Nux Vomica". There is no mistaking that these are two very different albums made by two very different sets of musicians. But there is also no mistaking that Andrews is the undeniable centerpiece of both bands. Either despite or because of the personnel shakeup between the albums, Andrews brought forth an even more dynamic and arresting set of songs this time around. With "Nux", his singular howl manages to be both wilder and more refined. "Jesus for the Jugular" - a raw and unhinged stomp that conjures Tom Waits and Nick Cave drawing guns on each other in the middle of a post-apocolyptic ghost town - is the most dramatic example of the band's new sonic direction, while the gentle ache of "Under the Folding Branches" could have been a "Runaway" B-Side. Meanwhile, the steady martial drum cadence, muted hammond organ and ominous tremolo guitar progression of title-track "Nux Vomica" all sit coiled through the verses and then unleash in a cacophonous whip-crack like a rattlesnake striking it's prey. Dramatic language, I know. But it's an equally dramatic album and one that shouldn't go unnoticed. Like last years' Editors album, this one makes the list on a technicality. Originally released in Europe last fall, it didn't hit U.S. shelves until April of this year. Either way, it's brilliant and if you haven't yet investigated The Veils, you no longer have any excuses.

Serving Suggestion: This one isn't background music. It requires an active listen. I suggest headphones and a glass of the Petite Rousse petite syrah. It also underscores a late-night walk through lower Manhattan nicely.
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6. Andrew Bird - "Armchair Apocrypha"

Turns out this capsule has been the most difficult to write. And I would imagine Andrew Bird would be pleased by that. Though I'm sure he wasn't aiming to write an unclassifiable album, he landed pretty close to the mark. "Armchair Apocrypha" expands on the plucky indie pop of previous albums and finds the singer/songwriter/violinist exploring even more ambitious territory. An eclectic mix of sounds, the album presents a quirky and complex vision of Bird's world. Whether musing on his childhood in "Darkmatter" ("When I was just a little boy / I threw away all of my action toys / while I became obsessed with Operation / With hearts and minds and certain glands / You got to learn to keep a steady hand / And thus began my morbid fascination") or exploring relationships on the lovely "Spare-Oh's" ("And you tell me that I’m too abstruse / I just thought I was a kind of bird / I just stood there not saying a word"), Bird waxes rhetorical and lets the audience make of it what we will. Fittingly, "Apocrypha" covers as much musical ground as it does lyrical. Bird is an accomplished whistler as well as violinist and the two elements end up mingling pleasantly throughout the course of the album. Throw in acoustic and electric guitars, piano, drums, bass, organ, xylophone, tympany, add some electronic flourishes and you've got a recipe for what could be a hot musical mess but all melts into one delicious listen. You'd think an album this diverse might not be accessible. You'd be wrong. It's a real gem and certainly worth checking out.

Serving suggestion: I don't have a garden, but if I did I feel like I would listen to this while I was tending it. Otherwise, it should go nicely with a light dinner and a very dry Riesling.
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5. Gogol Bordello - "Super Taranta!"
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I've heard Bono say that rock and roll has the ability to "actually change the temperature of the room you're in." Anyone who's been to a Gogol show knows this to be true. And you'd almost expect a band so electric and engaging live to lose at least a little of the magic when it comes time to capture the songs on record. Not so with these guys. "Super Taranta!" lifts the band's gypsy/punk sound and culture-mash ethos to new heights. European acoustic folk, hardcore punk, traditional gypsy fiddle, Italian tarantella, metal riffs and Brechtian cabaret meld together seemlessly into the freshest and most uplifting album of the year. "Ultimate" starts the party with ringleader Eugene Hutz asking us in his inimitable Ukrainian accent, "If we are here not to do / what you and I wanna do / and go forever crazy with it / why the hell we are even here?" Few lines sum up the band's mission statement better. "Zina Marina" tackles the exploitation of young Russian girls by the American porn industry, while "American Wedding" has a blast taking the piss out of, well... American weddings. ("Have you ever been to American wedding? / Where is the vodka? / Where is marinated herring?") And title-track "Super Taranta!" might just be the wildest and most stirring album closer in modern history. Top to bottom, "Taranta!" is a supremely satisfying spin. And it'll damn sure change the temperature of whatever room you're in.

Serving suggestion: Give this one a go only in a situation where you're able to physically move your body. Perfect for the gym. Or enjoy with friends, laughing wildly and chugging dark imported beer in the middle of a crowded Bulgarian dance hall.
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4. The National - "Boxer"
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Sometimes a band can be on your radar for a long time and somehow manage never to catch your ear. Such was my experience with Brooklyn-via-Cincinatti band, The National. I had been reading about them for a few years and would come across various songs here and there, but never bothered to delve much further. That is until I heard lead single "Fake Empire" on KEXP. Melancholy rolling piano notes underneath Matt Berninger's murky crooning give way to something unexpected halfway through. A tempo change augmented by militaristic drum flourishes, synthetic horns and staccato strings that turn what started as a smoky pub dirge into a full-on cinematic anthem. It's the perfect start to a geniusly nuanced album that only improves with each repeated listen. From the subtle sexiness of "Slow Show" to the lovely and understated "Start A War", "Boxer" will most certainly get under your skin.

Serving suggestion: Best enjoyed with a glass of Islay region single-malt scotch on a rainy day.
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3. Beirut - "The Flying Club Cup"

I listen to a lot of music. I own a lot of music. Thanks to KEXP, I am exposed to new and exciting bands on a daily basis. Additionally, my eMusic subscription allots me 40 downloads a month with which to chase whatever musical fancies I may be having at the time. My wish list is constantly full and there's always some new band that catches my ear. Suffice to say, I barely have time to get to all of my new purchases and give them the full evaluation they deserve. It's a true testament then when an album comes along that finds itself in daily rotation on my iPod. Such is the case with Beirut's "The Flying Club Cup". 21-year-old Zach Condon and crew's second album is nothing short of perfection. The raw brilliance of their debut "Gulag Orkester" is proved to be no fluke here as Beirut continue their exploration of Eastern European folk and Balkan gypsy music. However, there is an economy and clarity to the songs on "Cup" that improves on the formula "Gulag" laid out. The album also benefits from a slightly more nuanced production which brings Condon's layered, fluttery, buttermilk vocals to the fore without overcompressing the band's brilliant instrumentation. Which is quite a feat on a record that features accordion, keyboards, saxophone, clarinet, mandolin, ukulele, horns, glockenspiel, violin, cello and a wide array of percussion instruments. Standout tracks include "Nantes", "A Sunday Smile", "Guyamas Sonora", "Cliquot" and "Forks and Knives (La Fete)". But make no mistake, every song is a gem. And if you spend any time with "The Flying Club Cup", you'll find yourself falling in love with it in a big way.

Serving suggestion: Buy a ticket to Paris, Prague, Warsaw, Berlin, Amsterdam, Sofia, you choose. Find a local bar on a plaza with outside seating. Order a pint of whatever's local. Take out your iPod. Play this. Enjoy.
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2. The Arcade Fire - "Neon Bible"

The sophomore album is always tricky. Especially if your debut was a success. So imagine the pressure The Arcade Fire faced heading into the studio to record a follow-up to what became one of the greatest and most talked-about debut albums of all time. Must've been a daunting affair. If it was, you'd never know it by listening to "Neon Bible" - another seamless set of indie anthems that grabs you from the first note and doesn't relent. Album opener "Black Mirror" swoops in from somewhere in the substrata and lets us know under no uncertain circumstances that the Fire is back and we should buckle up. "Keep The Car Running" is an aptly named getaway. "Intervention" takes us to church while "Ocean of Noise" paints a picture of why we needed to go in the first place. "(Antichrist Television Blues)" nods to Springsteen in a way that few other bands could get away with without seeming contrived. Picking up where "Wake Up" left off on "Funeral", "No Cars Go" marches down the street, fist raised high. Finally, gothic organ strains tell us we've reached the end of the road with "My Body Is a Cage", one of the most gutting and goosebump-inducing songs I've heard in years. "Cage" starts out as an elegy and then blossoms violently into what you'd imagine the opening of the Pearly Gates might sound like. It's one of the few songs I'll play twice in a row, simply because I Just. Can't. Get. Enough. In fact, I'll bet those of you who own the album are already reaching for your copy so you can listen to it right now.

Though the production here is slightly more refined than on "Funeral", the spirit of the band never gets lost in the mix. Simply put, "Neon Bible" is a triumph. And I very much look forward to whatever this band will be bringing us in the years to come.

Serving suggestion: Perfect anytime. Will be a great accompaniment to long walks or Sunday drives. Too emotional to go with alcohol. Best paired with a nice, hot, dark, bold cup of coffee.
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1. Radiohead - "In Rainbows"
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Yup. Big shocker, right? If you've heard it, you're probably not surprised that it made the top of my list. It made the top of a LOT of Best Of '07 lists this year, and for good reason. Instead of writing a review of this album, I would have preferred to just insert a link that would allow you to stream "In Rainbows" in its entirety. It really does exemplify itself better than anything I could come up with to say about it. The haunting synth, dangling falsetto vocals and spare percussion programming on "Nude". The simple, bouncing guitar layers of "Weird Fishes/Arpeggios". The delicate longing of "Reckoner". The dark, slinky, sexy groove of personal fave "House of Cards". The genius evolution of the drum sequencing over Thom Yorke's funereal piano work on album-closer "Videotape". Etcetera, etcetera...

In lieu of that, I'll simply sat that this is a truly astonishing album made by a truly astonishing band. With "In Rainbows, Radiohead finds the perfect synthesis between the sweeping songcraft displayed on "The Bends" and the bleep-click digitial inventiveness of "Kid A" to create their best album since "OK Comptuer". And in all truthfulness, I don't know that I've heard as brilliantly produced an album from any band since "OK Computer" - until now. The Beatles often used the studio itself as it's own separate instrument but always in service of the songs. Few clever-behind-the-mixing-board bands are able to manage that balancing act, but "In Rainbows" shows that Radiohead have set the bar for how one can serve the other. Every six months or so, I'll put on "OK Computer" and each time I listen it's like I'm discovering it for the first time. It manages to never feel or sound like an album that I've been listening to for 10 years. And my guess is that - in the year 2017 - I'll be revisiting "In Rainbows"... and feeling the same way.

Serving suggestion: Don't cherry-pick this one. This is an album in the classic sense. Listen front-to-back without interruption. Best with headphones, but can be enjoyed anywhere. Making dinner, cleaning the house, morning commute, road trip, reclining on the couch with a Barossa Valley shiraz, you pick. Just give it the attention it deserves and it'll treat you real nice.
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As was the case last year, there was such a glut of great music in 2007 that I'd be remiss not to mention some of my other faves released since last January. Here's are my Honorable Mentions...
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The "If This Were A Top 10 List, These Would Have Been On There" List
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The Sea & Cake - "Everybody"
Holler, Wild Rose! - "Our Little Hymnal"
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Honorable Mentions - Best of the Rest:
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LCD Soundsystem - "Sound Of Silver"
Blue Scholars - "Bayani"
Dinosaur Jr. - "Beyond"
The Clientele - "God Save The Clientele"
Okkervill River - "The Stage Names"
Explosions In The Sky - "All Of A Sudden I Miss Everyone"
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So, there you have it. My picks. Let the dissent begin. Feel free to weigh in in the comments below.
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ALSO... Check back ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
I've got a present JUST FOR YOU.
(Awwww, you shouldn't have.)
My downloadable "Best Of '07 Supermix" !!!
Don't miss it...

The Best New Year's Anyone Ever Had EVER...

If you've read this blog at all within the past year, you're undoubtedly familiar with The Missus' and my enthusiasm for a band called Gogol Bordello. The Lemonheads' Evan Dando wrote one of my favorite lines in all of songdom about a girl he fancied : "You're the puzzle piece behind the couch that makes the sky complete." Which is kind of how I feel about Gogol Bordello. There's been so much amazing music released in the past few years, but Gogol tickles a part of me that few bands have tickled since my adolescent skate-punk days.

SO... When I saw that they were playing Terminal 5 on NEW YEAR'S FUCKING EVE, I about shit myself. We've seen them twice in the past six months and they're just astounding. Every show is like a giant party anyway, so I can only imagine what they're New Year's show would be like. I mentioned it to The Missus the night she got home from London and we immediately bought our tix.

Now... What could be better than Gogol Bordello on New Year's Eve, you ask? Well... Let's see... Maybe VIP passes? Why, YES SIR. Molto grazie to Krish and his swanky music industry contacts for swinging that one. I hereby retract every smug or snarky remark I've ever made about Canadians. GO LEAFS!

So, yeah.

Me, The Missus, a bottle of champagne and the best seats in the house for one of the best live bands on the planet for New Year's Eve.

I'm even jealous of me.

Clicky below to get a taste of what you'll be missing...

"60 Revolutions"


"Baro Foro/Undestructable"

Sunday, December 02, 2007

It's just not natural...

So, Kanga and Gatsby have... um... they've developed a... a bit of a thing for each other.

It started out as cute, but now...

I just don't know.

Click below for some hot interspecies action.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

For All Of You Young Parents Who Desperately Want Your Kids To Be As Cool As You Used To Be Before You Had Kids...

Habitat Threads is a brand new, eco-conscious kids' clothing line co-created by my brother-in-law, Nick. Their mission is to provide cool, earth-friendly and sweatshop-free kids fashions that are hand-printed right here in America using only environmentally responsible materials.

Their brand new website is up and you can CHECK IT OUT HERE. Whether for your own kid or as a totally unique Christmas gift for your niece, nephew, neighbor, etc. - the holidays are the perfect time to take a look. Everyone on your street will think you're the raddest.

Or, at least they'll think your kid is...


Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Layer Cake is BACK!

We became big fans of this wine last year. In fact, I was just thinking about it over Thanksgiving and today I got the following e-mail from Crush Wine & Spirits. If you like really big, jammy reds- CHECK IT OUT. Even better, stop by Crush in person and pick yourself up a couple bottles. It's our favorite shop. (Food & Wine Magazine named it "Best New Wine Store In America" in 2005) Worth checking out next time you're in midtown. . .

2006 Layer Cake - The New Vintage of our Most Popular Shiraz, EVER! JUST ARRIVED!

The Secret Behind Layer Cake

Those of you who have sampled the highly sought after Hundred Acre know Jayson Woodbridge achieves such incredible results through a "money is no object, I just want to make the best damn wine possible" philosophy.Woodbridge has quietly and miraculously made a deal on the ultra-prime vineyards in the "Golden Mile." Located in the heart of the Barossa Valley, grapes from this hallowed parcel of land are selected for Australia's first and foremost collectible wine, Penfold's Grange ($200 - $700).Layer Cake starts in the vineyard with sustainable farming of the highest quality fruit from low-yield vines - 3-4 tons per acre as opposed to 7-8 tons almost everywhere else in the valley!The "Draconian" grape selection process is matched only by the fastidious attention to detail and uncompromising commitment to quality in the winery.

Where in the World:
Barossa Valley - Located 1 hour north of Adelaide in the state/territory of South Australia, the Barossa Valley is the most famous wine region in the country.Barossa is home to the famous Penfold's Grange, which broke the Australian wine scene with its first vintage in 1951 and historically has been known as the benchmark age-worthy Australian Shiraz.Despite the fact that Phylloxera ravaged other parts of the country in the late 1870s, Barossa vines were never infected.The valley itself is 40 kilometers (24 miles) in length and is filled with gently rolling hills. Because Australia is in the southern hemisphere its seasons are reversed and the harvest begins in March and continues into April.Settled in 1842 by immigrants of Prussia and Silesia, the name Barossa comes from the Australian Colonel William Light who took the name from the Spanish Barrosa Beach, the location of an Anglo-Spanish v. French battle in the early 1800s Peninsular War.

Layer Cake may be the most popular (and undervalued) Australian Shiraz ever.We featured the 2005 vintage in an email about a year ago and the response was overwheming. What was truly amazing was the incredible number of customers who must be called: Layer Cake Fanatics! While we are used to repeat orders, customers came back 3, 4 and 5 times to restock this Australian anomaly!Through the course of the year, Layer Cake has only gained momentum. Though the last vintage sold out sometime in the early Spring, the calls continued to roll in and customer reservations totalled in the hundreds of bottles - really just on the hope that a 2006 vintage would be produced! For a while it was not clear whether "The Cake," as the staff affectionately calls it, would be a one-off for New World Genius Jayson Woodbrige, or an ongoing project.About a month ago we received word that the 2006 was a reality - the "Layer Cake Nation" rejoices!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

COULD YOU PLEASE JUST NOT?! Turns 1

...Hard to believe that tomorrow is the one-year birthday of The Little Blog That Could. Fitting that it falls right after my birthday and smack on top of Thanksgiving. Those of you who check in regularly may have realized, as I have recently, that what started out as merely a place to vent my spleen has actually become something a little more interesting than just a rant page. I think it has blossomed into a fairly dynamic and random and unhinged and all-over-the-place thing and I would expect nothing less from something I created. To be honest, I don't know what this blog is - or who it's for. And frankly, I hope I never do.

I do know that tomorrow is Thanksgiving. And that despite my usual spew of bile and dissatisfaction, I have much to be thankful for. Outside the usual, familiar nag of dayjob and career bullshit, my life is a rich and abundant thing. So, thank you to all of those of you in my world who help to make it so.

Autumn (and more specifically - the birthday) has always been a hopeful and productive time for both me and The Missus. It has always felt like a beginning. Hence, it's when we traditionally mark the start of our New Year. And in that spirit, I proposed what would come to be known around our house as "The Chrysalis Year". A 12-month span between this November 18th and the next, in which we begin a developmental growth stage, ala the caterpillar into the butterfly. Flowery language for what will surely be a decidedly unflowery process. But, I think we've both reached a bit of a breaking point with certain aspects of our individual lives and are looking for something more, different, better, etc. We have some specific goals in mind and some specific ideas about how to attain them, but the rest is a gray area. We're heading into foggy waters and very much looking forward to the ride.

And hopefully you'll come along. Each of us has things brewing - both personal and professional - and I'll be keeping you up to date on them here. I can't say what it will entail exactly, but I promise it'll at least be interesting, if nothing else. ...Even when it's not.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

It's Our Birthday




And as you can see.... She's still cute and I'm still a fan of pointy hats.



P.S. The race was a blast. Thanks to those of you who supported...


Our Times: ..........52:47.....................52:33

$ Raised: ............$190.......................$650

So.... The Missus beat me on both accounts. Which is awesome.

Next time, baby... Next time.

Friday, November 16, 2007

The Way ALL Dogs Should Be Treated

This was sent to me by a friend and it makes me smile every time I see it. Finally, someone gives dogs the props they deserve...
Nepal is celebrating the festival of Tihar, its equivalent of Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights. In Nepal, on the second day of the feast, special honour is bestowed on dogs.




Here at the Police Dog Training School, it's recognised that no animal has a closer relationship with people.



Thursday, November 15, 2007

THERE'S STILL TIME...!

...To support me in this Sunday's GLWD Race to Deliver. (see previous post)

Click here to make your tax-deductible contribution to a great cause.

If you do, I'll think you're even more awesome than I already do.

Unless I don't think you're awesome, in which case you've got some catching up to do anyway, so get on the ball...

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Since I Know You've Been Racking Your Brain About What To Get Me For My Birthday...

So... I am not a runner. I am not someone who, you know... runs. On purpose. Without being chased. And even then - unless it's a bear or something - it's unlikely. It's just not something I do. If I'm late, I'm late. My fault, I'll accept the consequences. But I'm not going to run. Got a mugger on my tail...? Here. Here's my wallet. You're willing to put out the effort, far as I'm concerned you've earned it. Fair's fair. But I'm not going to run.

What better way, then, for The Missus and I to spend our birthday ... than running! (Yes, my wife and I have the same birthday. Both cute and creepy, right? )

Kate told me about the GLWD Race to Deliver which was happening on our birthday and said she was going to register. And I thought, "What a great thing... for her to do." But the thought of standing on the sidelines with my hands in my pockets like a schmuck, cheering her on while she was out there doing something cool and challenging was just too much. PLUS, we'd be able to raise more money with both of us doing it. So, of course I chimed in... "Hey, Why don't I do it with you?"

SO... That's what I'm doing on my birthday. I'm running. Well, probably some running mixed with some walking. And a fair amount of panting sprinkled throughout.

Info on the race is below. God's Love We Deliver is a great organization and I've set a fundraising goal of $500. (The Missus has already raised $450, so - as I'm sure will be the case on the day of the race as well - I've got some catching up to do.)

If you'd like to sponsor me by making a contribution, you can do so by clicking on this link. If you were thinking of buying me a drink on my birthday, channel your dough here instead. (I'm sure I'll find a way to have that drink regardless.)

WISH US LUCK...

ABOUT GLWD
God's Love We Deliver's mission is to improve the health and well-being of men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other serious illnesses by alleviating hunger and malnutrition. We prepare and deliver nutritious, high-quality meals to people who, because of their illness, are unable to provide or prepare meals for themselves. We also provide illness-specific nutrition education and counseling to our clients, families, care providers and other service organizations

ABOUT THE RACE
HISTORY
Entering its fourteenth year, the Race to Deliver is God’s Love We Deliver’s largest annual fundraiser. Since its inception, over 55,000 New Yorkers have joined us in Central Park to raise nearly $8 million, providing more than three million meals for men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other serious illnesses. The Race to Deliver is an event for the whole family, featuring a 4-Mile Run/Walk and a Kids Fun Run with special distances for all age groups.


Last November, the Race to Deliver was not just another walk in the park for the 6,000 participants. It brought over 1,800 supporters of God’s Love We Deliver to Central Park. The event was hosted by the ever-topical Joan Rivers. Sponsored by their friends and families, participants walked or ran for the benefit of God’s Love We Deliver. Blaine Trump, Fox 5’s Jim Castillo, Law & Order’s Annie Parisse, M.A.C Cosmetics’ President John Demsey, deserve extra kudos for helping to make this remarkable event a success.
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P.S... If you still haven't figured out something fun to do this Friday night, see my previous post....






Tuesday, November 06, 2007

What are YOU doing Friday night...?

I'll be here:

...Watching my buddy Neil.

I'm even going to join in on electric on a couple of numbers.

It's going to be a good time.

You should come.


NEIL POYNTER @ BLAGGARD'S PUB
Friday, November 9th at 9:45pm
8 West 38th Street

www.myspace.com/neilpoynter

Sunday, November 04, 2007

It's Ugly, But It's FINISHED...

Some of you may remember this post, which detailed much drama surrounding the stoop/porch/pain-in-my-ass project that has been going on since goddamn AUGUST.

Well... as of last week... It Is Finished.

It was really beginning to turn into The Money Pit around here, but we stuck it out and - now that it's basically winter - we finally have a place to have coffee on weekend mornings.

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....Yay, us.




Friday, November 02, 2007

Full Disclosure

In the interest of blogoristic integrity, I feel compelled to add a footnote to my post of October 23rd.

Since that original post, The Missus and have actually gone ahead and visited the aforementioned Panera Bread Company restaurant that recently opened in our neighborhood.




3 times.







Man, that shit is good...


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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Huh?

Listen, let's first be very clear that I don't make a habit of Googling myself. I did it once, I know what's out there, end of story. Or at least I thought I did...

Someone from New York Magazine contacted me a couple months ago wanting quotes for an article they were doing on actors and residuals. They were given my info by One-on-One and wanted to ask me about my experience with L&O. We exchanged e-mails and that was that. I'd forgotten about it until the other day and decided to look and see if they ever ended up using it or not. Didn't find anything about that, but did come across this...
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Omaha Benson High School Magnet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Notable alumni include actors Nick Nolte, Aaron Fili, Erich Hover, authors Terry Goodkind and Robert Reed, 1939 Heisman Trophy winner Nile Kinnick, ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omaha_Benson_High_School_Magnet - 24k - Cached - Similar pages

There are a couple things wrong with this listing:
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A) I am not "notable". Yet.
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2) Nick Nolte only went to Benson for two years before he was kicked out and ended up at Westside.
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Another shining example of why the whole concept of a user-edited encyclopedia is ridiculous. Might as well just call it Wikimakesomeshitupedia.
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Stupid.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

What Tha EFF??

Much has been written lately regarding the ongoing suburbanization of New York, including a book by that very title. I've been ranting about it for years. It was the subject of several of the first poems I started taking to the mic at Bowery Poetry Club. It's almost become a cliche at this point. And by now most New Yorkers seem to be either resigned to it or just too overwhelmed to muster even another ounce of disgust.

For a long time, the worst of it seemed to be relegated to Manhattan. The idea, I guess, being that the best way to reward tourists for making the trek to the big City was by making sure they were never more than a block or two away from some little reminder of home. You know, in the event that they overdose on culture and experience and differentness while they're here, they can at least be comforted by the fact that there's a fucking Applebee's and a Starbucks and a Gap JUST AROUND THE CORNER. In case the four days they have before they go back to Ohio are just too goddamn long to wait to shove some Baja Potato Boats into their fat goddamn faces.

Well, until recently our little section of Astoria has been pretty devoid of this kind of lame Midwestern pandering. After all, Queens has never been much of a tourist destination. And even though the neighborhood has had quite a renaissance in the 10 years I've lived there, the new businesses that have come along have been largely independent. Great new resaurants and bars like Cup, Sunswick, Island, Locale, Cafe Valverde, Arepas Cafe, Aces and (before it got too big for its own britches and moved over to Ditmars) Bistro 33. All are new additions in the past 10 years, all provide great food and drink, all are independently owned.

So, imagine my dismay when I recently noticed the following signs on the corner of 38th St. and 35th Ave...



Um... Wha?

I mean, Applebee's is Applebee's. They're all over the friggin' place and they continue to spread like bird flu. Soon they will be in every corner of the globe and it will no longer be just us lucky Americans who have the privilege of partaking of such aggressively mediocre crap. But there's something even more unsettling about having one in my neighborhood.

Panera was a place I'd never heard of until a trip to Omaha a few years back. My mother loves to take me there for lunch whenever I'm in town. (Although, I only agree to do that after we've already been to Jim & Jennie's at least once.) I don't find it as offensive on the whole as I do Applebee's, etc. And, there's something acceptable about going there when I'm in Omaha, because I'm in Omaha.

But this isn't Omaha. Or Ohio. OR Manhattan.

This is fuckin' Queens, dammit.

At least for the time being...

Monday, October 22, 2007

An Entire SECTION....????

Sometimes I like to check the headlines at MSNBC.com over lunch. When I'm snarfing down a chicken salad bagel in my cube, I don't have time for anything other than what I refer to as "candy journalism". I get my headlines, maybe take a quick glance at a human interest story about who won this year's "Giant Pumpkin" contest, etc. And sometimes I'll check out the entertainment news.

So, I'm floating around the site and I come across AN ENTIRE SECTION of news dedicated SOLELY to Britney Spears. With its own banner and everything. I actually had to look at it again, because I didn't think that could possibly be right. It was.

I'm floored.

Why, America?

Why. Do. You. GIVE. A shit?

You've got to stop.

Get a fuckin' hobby or something.

Please.

Seriously....


Britney Spears News

Britney regains temporary visitation rights
Judge suspends Britney’s visitation rights
Spears turns self in to police
Spears gets small win in visitation rights
Britney Spears to be booked for hit-and-run
Spears passes court-ordered drug tests
Britney Spears to be booked for hit-and-run
Spears gets monitored visits with sons
PETA: Take Brit’s dogs away
Tatum O’Neal offers mom advice to Britney

Monday, October 15, 2007

Things You Need To Do

First, go see THIS.


It's only playing at the Film Forum and you should buy your tickets online ahead of time or you won't get in but GO SEE IT. The Missus and I are still trying to get over it. Even if you haven't been a Joy Division fan since you were 15 (as I have), it's brilliant and moving and perfectly handled. Samantha Morton is incredible as always and Sam Riley is (despite the overuse of the term in movie reviews) a revelation.

If you can't get tickets for "Control", go see this. It's also pretty great. Cronenberg's getting better and better.

Also... buy the new Radiohead. I'm going to give you a whole post about it later in the week because it's just fucking astonishing but in the meantime... Just. Go. Buy it.

Plus, if you're not watching Dexter, you should be. Awards shows are complete bullshit anyway, but HOW Michael C. Hall could not have won an Emmy for this is fucking beyond me.

Oh, and if you haven't picked up a six-pack of the Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale yet, it's only available through the end of October, so you better get on the ball. If you're in the 'hood, it's available on tap at Sunswick.

And finally... if you're in need of a laugh, watch this again. Yes, of course you've seen it. We've all seen it. But it's funny, dammit.

OOOH, AND... Gogol Bordello are playing The Terminal November 3rd. I can't imagine there are any tickets left but if you're interested in joining us, you should try to scrounge some up. It'll be worth it...

Head-Scratcher of the Day

Saw this in today's breakdowns.

Do we need this?

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KNIGHT RIDER (Series Regulars - NY)
2 Hour Pilot
NBC/Universal Media Studios

Shoot/Start Date: 11/16 - 12/20/07
Location: California

STORY LINE: Following in the footsteps of his father, ex-army ranger MIKE TRACER is recruited by his childhood best friend SARAH KAMEN and her father CHARLES to join the Knight Foundation, a group committed to counteracting and preventing the damage done by private, covert military contractors. To that end, Charles creates the second generation KITT (Knight Rider Three Thousand), an artificially intelligent car that assists with all the death-defying missions and countless high-speed escapes..

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

How Much Are YOU Going To Pay...?

Much has been written about the marketing model behind the new Radiohead album "In Rainbows", released today. For those of you who aren't in the loop, the band decided to release the album absolutely on its own terms, making it available only as a download directly from the band's site as a "Pay What You Will" offering. A bold, unpredictable and ultimately risky proposition and an obvious response to the sea change that has taken place in the industry over the past few years re: conventional music packaging, marketing, etc.

The market is different now, period. The way digital media is purchased and consumed is different, period. Labels and distributors have scratched their heads over how to keep up for years. And with the technology being what it is, there's simply no way to keep piracy and file-sharing at bay. So, what's an artist to do?

In Radiohead's case, we'll find out soon enough whether they've uncovered the Rosetta Stone or made the biggest financial mistake of their career. Frankly... my money's on the former. As it stands, even with a good record deal, most bands (even the huge ones) only make about $1 off of each CD they sell. Pretty pathetic percentage when you consider how much time and effort go into making a really great album.


So then, consider the Radiohead model: Spend as much time as you want making an album. No label pressure, no deadlines. Just make the album you want to make. THEN, instead of all of the time and expense that go into packaging, shipping, meetings about release dates, album art, merchandising, etc. - you just post it on your website. HERE YOU GO. And pay us what you think it's worth. Which means that if you decide to pay $10, the band gets $10 for their work. If you decide to give them $1, they get $1 for their work. Seems an honest exchange.


YES, there are going to be those who don't pay for it at all. LOTS of them. I get that. But in the end, with the money saved on all of the things that usually go into putting out an album and with the band seeing each dollar that is spent by the people who choose to pay, I think it's going to even out. We'll see. This is definitely a story I'm going to follow up on.


KEXP spent the morning previewing the album. Each hour, they'd play a new track. And I have to say, it's fucking brilliant. Granted, I'll have to spend some time with it to give you the full review but from what I've heard so far, it's their most focused and cohesive work since Kid A. I'm looking forward to buying it tonight.


Which brings us to the title question. How much am I going to pay? Well, I thought quite a bit about it. Started at $10, went down to $7, then back up, then I wasn't sure. It is, after all, a download. It'll therefore not be quite the audio quality you'll get with a CD. Plus, I'm a sucker for packaging, liner notes, etc. So, I wouldn't give them more than $10. BUT... I do want the model to work and I love the band, so I want to be fair. I ended up settling on... $9.


That's my number and I'm sticking with it. We'll see in the coming weeks if I'm one of the few who ended up being a good samaritan in a world full of pirates OR if I'm one of the many who ponied up for a band they love in a good faith effort to make sure the money goes right where it should have been going all along... the artist.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Couldnt've said it better myself...

Bushism of the Day

"You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket—in this case, a woman more money in her pocket to expand a business, it—they build new buildings. And when somebody builds a new building somebody has got to come and build the building. And when the building expanded it prevented additional opportunities for people to work."—Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

Click here to see video of Bush's comments. The Bushism is at 4:02.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

A Toast to The Missus on the Occasion of Our Second Wedding Anniversary

2 years ago today, one of the promises I made to you in our wedding vows was that I would never let you forget what a jewel you are. That when you were feeling dull, I would be there to make you shiny again.

Well, I think it's safe to say that the past few months have undoubtedly left us both feeling a little dullish.
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So, here's a toast...
...To us.

-To surviving an impossible summer.

-To weathering uncertainty.

-To the promise of fall and all that it might bring.

-To standing on the doorstep of a decade of couplehood as two people who would still rather talk to each other at a crowded party than anyone else.

-To the glorious moments we manage to cultivate while digging through a knee-deep pile of shit.

-To making each other shiny again.
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...And to you.

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For being the only woman I know who'd be okay with her husband heading to the bar at 11:30pm on a Monday night to work on a blog post.
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I love you endlessly,
-A
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NOW... To mark the occassion, here's a home recording that JJ did of the song he wrote for The Missus and I and performed at our wedding. You know any wedding song that mentions the Grand Canyon is gonna be a winner. It's a beautiful song and he graciously agreed to let me post it. Thanks, J.
(right click on the link and select "Save Target As")
Jason Handy - "Love This Time"

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AND FINALLY... In the spirit of anniversaries, weddings and all things love, here's some pics from two recent weddings we really enjoyed.
First off, some highlights from last weekend's Cox/Jenkins nups in Denver. Who's the chick in white with the champagne? YUM...


And next, a couple gems from last month's Fagan/Schreck shindig in DUMBO...







Wednesday, September 26, 2007

U2ube Video of the Week #7: "Exit"

So, there's enough going on personally right now that I could probably fill 5 very long posts, but I just don't fucking have it in me. I know I've been spotty lately and you'll just plain have to forgive me. In lieu of anything clever, well-thought or insightful, here's an entry in the ongoing U2ube series...

"The Joshua Tree" was an album so Side-1-heavy with miraculous singles and unforgettable tunes that by the time Side 2 came around you were almost too spent to continue. Sticking with it, however, delivered the greatest rewards of the album as well as the defining moments of what would become (arguably) the band's greatest work.

For years, even with exceptional bands, the content of the flipside of a record (or cassette) sometimes seemed like an afterthought. Most often the singles were the best songs the band had to offer and they were almost always loaded disproportionately on the album's first side. Not so with U2. In fact, I think most die-hard fans would agree that U2 are truly an album band. That the front-to-back journey is greater than the sum of its parts. And I think they would also agree that many of their greatest achievements wait patiently for attentive listeners on the other side.

This has always been the case with me at least. I can't help but think of Side 2 masterpieces like "Electric Co.", "40", "Bad", "Acrobat", "Love Is Blindness", "Please", "In a Little While", etc. as being where the true gems in their canon really lie. And that they are often the songs that best exemplify why we listen to the band in the first place.

This was never more true than on "The Joshua Tree". Both lyrically and sonically every song reinforces and expands on what was only hinted at on Side 1. Side 2 puts you in that desert. Metaphorically and spiritually, yes. But, physically. It dries you out and fills you up all at the same time. And for me, "Exit" has always been the penultimate track from that leg of the journey.

On the album, it often gets overlooked. The murky, muted, barely-there production and nearly gothic lyrical content - something about a wayward preacher with a pistol in his pocket and a sky full of nails - were a little abstract and confounding for newer fans. But the furious, bombastic payoff at the end makes that black desert trek worth every step.

I was 13 and already a hardcore fan when the band rolled through the only "nearby" town that was big enough to host them, Kansas City. My brother was a freshman in college and promised me early on that he would take me. He ended up going down on a bus with a bunch of college friends instead. (Don't worry, bro. It's not like it's something I'll NEVER GET OVER or anything.)

Luckily for me, the tour was captured in the concert-film-cum-documentary "Rattle & Hum". I went to see it on opening night with a girl I totally had a crush on at the time. (Remember that, Akerberg?) I was nervous and self-concious as the movie started, but everything changed at the point in the film when I heard the first dark, slinky, tremoloed strains of "Exit". The song became an entirely different beast live. I remember the thrill of seeing that performance like I remember my first orgasm. (Remember that, hand?) It nearly lifted me out of my seat. To this day, it remains in my top 3 all-time favorite U2 tracks.

The band hasn't played the song live since the "Lovetown" Tour in 1989 and probably won't any time soon. Which is a real shame.

Thank God we have this to remember it by...

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Re: Another Door Slamming In Loudly In My Face

An e-mail I received yesterday from the agent I met with recently who was very excited about having a "more formal" meeting with me once pilot season started:

"Hey Aaron ,

Thanks for so diligently checking back in with me. I’m sorry to keep you holding but we have just finished the long and arduous process of evaluating our roster. I like you and your work very much but I just don’t have a place for you at _________ right now. I will certainly hold on to your material should our situation change.

I want to wish you the best of luck with your search.

Sincerely,

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I don't even know where to begin with that one.

So, I won't...

I'll just shake my head in disbelief and feel awful for a week.

I'll try not to count how many years I've been here.

I'll try not to throw things at my TV every time I see a crap actor who's somehow managed to make a living at this.

I'll try to keep from sighing heavily when I see something in the breakdowns that I'd be perfect for.

I'll try not to cringe inside when someone tells me about a really cool project they're working on.

I'll try to keep my heart from sinking when this goes to Sundance after I suggested (rightly) that my scene be cut.

I'll try to keep... Trying.

To do this.

And I'll try to be thankful for the struggle.




Just not this week...

Friday, September 14, 2007

What A Difference A Day Makes

So... I put up my last post at 4:48 pm on Tuesday afternoon. At that point things were looking pretty grim. No word on my withheld funds, no prospect of work for the next two weeks. About a half-hour after I posted, I got a call from Advantage with a 3-day fill-in assignment on Wed, Thurs and Fri of this week. Okay, nice. Big relief. Then, at 6:35pm ( Who’s still working at 6:35pm?) I get a call from my “caseworker” re: the status of my funds. As I’d hoped. He ruled in my favor that the issue was bullshit and released the $1500 in benefits that had been withheld for the past month. BIG, BIG RELIEF. A much-welcome break from the stress, anxiety, frustration and uncertainty of the past month or so. AND, as an added bonus, I ended up getting another couple days worth of assignments for next week, which is also helpful.

See, there’s a lesson for me to learn here and I’m trying to figure out if it’s simply about having faith and not getting myself so bent out of shape over shit I can’t control, or if it’s something deeper and more complex. Not quite sure, but I’ll let you know if I land on anything profound or insightful.

Follow-up items and random points of interest:

*The Car – We managed to get ANOTHER ticket for the expired inspection sticker. That makes 5. FIVE. Which is awesome. However, we were finally able to afford to drop the car off and have it inspected, so we can at least close the door on THAT ongoing headache. And remember the first jagoff I took it to who said I needed $1400 worth of work to pass the safety inspection? The Missus dropped it off at a different shop today and they called me with the estimate. He was totally affable and said everything looks good, we just need a couple new belts. Cost? $160. $160. That’s a big leap from the $1400 the other douchebag was asking for. What a racket, man. I’m definitely in the wrong friggin’ business.

*Pinkeye – The Doodle finished her antibiotics last night and she’s 100% back to normal. I mean, except for the whole missing-a-leg thing.

*The Stoop/Fuck/Porch – Only one day’s worth of work done this week, but they did finish the wall. Hoping it’ll be finished by the end of the month so we can enjoy early fall evenings outside.

*U2“PopMart Live from Mexico City” DVD released this week.

*My Wife’s Hair – The Missus got a haircut a couple weeks ago and it’s absolutely adorable.

*My Hair – Needs to be cut.

*The Mets – Currently lead the NL East

*Injured First-Round NBA Draft Picks – C’MON. This story is EVERYWHERE. They were even yammering about it on NPR this morning. Can I let you in on a little secret, guys? If your whole team rests on the well-being of one rookie player’s knee, then you don’t have a team.

*Movies – Very much looking forward to seeing this , this and especially this.

*Music (Live) – Saw The Veils again Monday night. This time at Bowery Ballroom. AMAZING. Just amazing. Looking forward to Arcade Fire in October and Gogol Bordello in November.

*Music (Albums) – A brief rundown of what I’m listening to this week:

The Organ – “Grab That Gun”
Elbow – “Leaders of the Free World”
Devotchka – “Una Volta”
Film School – “Film School”
fIREHOSE – “Ragin’, Full On”
Spoon – “Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga”
Dinosaur Jr. – “Beyond”
The Clientele – “God Save The Clientele”
The Sea and Cake – “Everybody”
And of course the last 3 Gogol Bordello albums have been on non-stop rotation. What? You don't have them yet? That's really unfortunate. I'm trying not to judge you, but it's not working...

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

More Fucktasticness

So, fuck. The fun continues. I don't even know where to start.

Well, on a day of remembrance in which we acknowledge the truly weighty and significant events of six years ago, let me do my part by distracting you with some utterly petty and pathetic minutae from my unemployed life.

First off, the issue of my withheld unemployment benefits has yet to be resolved. Still haven't heard either way regarding a decision from my "caseworker" as to whether or not my funds are going to be released. It's been a long and scary waiting game and the bills continue to pile up.

Last week I was supposed to have started my new long-term temp gig at FuckEx. But first I had to take a drug test. Fine. So, I do that and then have to wait to hear from my representative from Fuckvantage Human Resourcing saying that I passed the test and I can start. Which they were ready for me to do last week. Well, of COURSE it takes several days to get the results and then I get a call from my rep saying that I'm now not going to be starting until the 24TH. And, no. They don't have any short-term gigs to fill in in the meantime. Which is AWESOME. So, I call the other FOUR temp agencies I'm registered with to find out if they might have anything available for a week or two until my new gig starts. NO, they all say. Nothing. And while you're at it, why don't you go ahead and shove a stick up your ass.

THEN, a couple weeks ago, I got a ticket for having an expired inspection sticker on my car. $65. Totally didn't realize it was that time of year AGAIN, but didn't have the dough to get it done. Then I got another ticket. $65. Then ANOTHER. $65. So, finally I take the car in to have the inspection done, fingers crossed. Sometimes it takes about $100-$200 worth of tweaking to get the emissions to pass. If it failed, it failed. But, if it passed, yay. It's $35 either way, so I'm really hoping. I drop it off and the mechanic calls me 2 hours later and says that it's going to require $1400 worth of work before he can even TEST the emissions. Um. Fuckin... WHAT? So, of course I tell the guy he's full of shit and not to TOUCH my car and I'm going to come pick it up. Luckily, he didn't charge me the $37 since he didn't test the emissions. But, yeah. As has become my wife's mantra of late, "Put it on the fuckin' list."
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In addition, I've been putting off following up with the agent I was supposed to meet with after Labor Day because I don't have the $250 I need to get my reel done and don't want to go in empty-handed. Another fucklicious morsel to add to my already-overflowing shitplate.
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Oh, yeah. And then Kanga managed to pick up a lovely case of pinkeye after mingling with the other pooches at the Prospect Park Doggie Beach. So, THAT was $90 on The Missus' already-overfuckflowing credit card.
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OH.... And those awesome construction workers I mentioned in my last post? Haven't been back since last week. So, there's this unfinished monstrosity of a stoop/fuck/porch that the neighbors give a sort of pathetic head shake at when they walk by.
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Basically, I'm in a state of unbridled fuckstasy. And am beginning to wonder what the point of it all is. Actually, I'm now more concerned about whether or not there's a point to it at all. Trying to have faith.
REALLY. I AM.
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Now... If you're still reading this then it means you survived my Woe Is Me spew and haven't left in disgust. Congratulations. Takes a real steady stomach to weather that much blech. As a reward, I will share what bits of sunshine I have perspective enough to reflect your way.
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Had another surprise opporunity to spend a couple nights up at Meg's this weekend. Which happened to coincide with the one-year anniversary of my quit date. So on Saturday evening I made a tuna steak (my first attempt. successo.) and The Missus put together a really fantastic carrot/ginger/peanut slaw and some RIDICULOUS wasabi mashed potatoes. And we washed it all down with a surprisingly awesome bottle of rose. (I know. Who'da thunk?) Then Sunday evening, on our way back to the City we stopped by the Eveready Diner in Hyde Park. We'd seen it on an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives and were jonesing to check it out. Holy crap. All-American comfort food done phenomenally well. Everything homemade. Friggin' yummish.
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So, yes. I know. There's always some good with the bad and if you don't at least get over yourself long enough to LOOK for it, then you probably don't deserve to have it come your way ANYWAY, right?

Well, of course you're right. But, if I did that then how the hell would you have passed the time for the last fifteen minutes?

See? I'm frustrated and you're bored.
...We're a perfect fuckin' match.

Friday, September 07, 2007

A Free Plug for One on One

I've spoken in the past about One on One and what a great resource it is for unrepresented actors in the City. It's leagues beyond what Actor's Connection, TVI and the like are doing. As such I agreed to do a testimonial which One on One posted on the "Success Stories" section of their site. If you're out there working and having trouble getting seen, I strongly suggest checking them out...

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

An Uncertain Souffle with a Side Order of Crap

Alright, I know... It's been a while. But you're going to have to cut me some slack.

Sometimes life is a vine that creeps up the side and gets you all tangled up before you even have a chance to tend to it. And in the past weeks, my vine had overtaken me to the point that I could barely even talk about what I had going on, let alone try to present it in a succinct, comprehensible and interesting way. BUT... Now I've got some distance and I can give you the nutshell update... You know, since I know you're just frothing to hear about it.
First off, THIS SHIT has been going on in front of my house for the past two weeks. Which is awesome. And while I'm sure our new stoop/porch combo will be lovely when(ever) it's finished, IN THE MEANTIME I've had to put up with jackhammers and catcalling from the douchebags my landlady hired to do the work. (Clarification: They weren't catcalling at me, thank God. But my neighbors and ANY female who was unfortunate enough to be walking down the street while they were around.)
I don't know what it is about certain groups in the City that compel them to unequivocally reinforce their own stereotypes, but there must be some sort of unwritten code among construction workers that says they have to - on pain of death - hassle women when they walk down the street. Tooth-sucking, whistling and "Hey Baby"-ing must be part of the training course one has to take to become a laborer in the State of New York. And nothing.... NOTHING... gets to me more than that shit. Finally, the other day I 'd totally had enough. I burst out the front door and pulled the crew leader aside and told him in no uncertain terms to have some fucking respect and knock that shit OFF. And do you know what this low-life, pencil-dick fucking cocksucker says to me..????

He says (insert Puerto Rican accent here), "Wha? Yoo wan' me to be gay?" ...

I know. I couldn't believe it either. This is the part where, if I was someone who kept a gun in the house, I'd be writing this from jail right now. All I gotta say is... this better be one spectacular fucking stoop/porch.
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Okay... on to some other happy shit that happened a few weeks back. The job search was continuing, but (for reasons that weren't immediately clear) my unemployment benefits suddenly hit a snag. Turns out they were being withheld because my former employer raised some sort of issue. So, not only did I not have a job, but now I no longer had any sort of financial cushion while I was looking either. Long story short, the issues they raised are completely bogus bullshit and I've been assured by my "caseworker" that this happens often and that he's fairly certain my case is solid and I'll be cleared. Which means they can finally release the fucking $1500 in benefits ASAP. Yeah, fuckers. You better.
So, in the meantime, without the financial leeway to try and find a decent fucking dayjob, I've been forced to take another long-term temp position at THIS FUCKIN' PLACE. And while it's $28/hr and totally meets my schedule flexibility needs, it's still fucking AmEx, which I said I'd never go back to and makes me want to light myself on fire.
BUT... God willing, I won't have to be there long. You may remember an interview I mentioned a few posts ago with Extreme Music. Called last week and spoke with the gal I interviewed with. She said they'd be interviewing through Friday and were hoping to have someone ready to go by October. (They're moving offices at the end of September.) Said she'd keep me posted. So, fingers still majorly crossed on that one.
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NOW comes the fun stuff... Last Tuesday was K.P. O'Fagan II's bachelor dinner at Peter Luger's in Brooklyn followed by after-festivities at Astoria's world-famous Bohemian Beer Garden. Ain't we cute?

The wedding was Saturday. A beautiful affair. K.P. looked dashing in a vintage, brown, 3-button pinstripe suit from Rue St. Denis and Schreck was stunning as always. Willis and I were recruited to play guitar and sing. Hando joined us on the Delaney & Bonnie classic "Neverending Song of Love" , which we performed during the passing of the rings. And for the recessional, the entire wedding posse contributed a verse to an original Irish drinking song that Willis put together. He and I played, we all sang and a joyful hell was raised in DUMBO that night. Much drink, much mirth and much ass-shaking followed. Salute, Kip and Heidi.

Here's a couple artfully-lit photos of the bride and groom followed by a sweaty and not-so-artfully-lit pic of The Missus and I. And since Bella did such a fantastic job, I'll throw in a pic to give her some props as well.


All in all, it's been a nutty couple of weeks. LOTS of ups and downs. And the uncertainty continues. Lots of balls in the air and no real solid idea of where they'll land. Trying to do a bit of trusting and let the man upstairs do his work. Just hoping I have the patience and the ear to listen for His will above the din of my own anxiety.


And those FUCKING catcalls...