"Remember back when IMBA had a blog? That was so awesome..."

I know.

It's getting ridiculous.

I promise I haven't forgotten about you.

VERY SOON I will be giving you:

• The latest on L.A.
• The MUCH-delayed "No Line On The Horizon" review
• Another MUCH-delayed installment of "Had Enough/Can't Get Enough"
• A tearful lamentation about having to miss this
• A verbal flogging of the Mets pitching staff
• A request for "10 lbs in 30 days" weight loss plans
• Some swine flu prevention tips
• Deep thoughts on shallow subjects
• Shallow thoughts on deep subjects
• Perhaps a poem
• Or maybe just a haiku

So, you've got that going for you...

...which is nice.

"Name one way you're NOT Hitler..."

Okay, I promise this blog hasn't devolved into a thought-free depository for video clips and other pop culture rehashery.

But this one was a must. This is my favorite Daily Show bit ever. I was trying to explain it to The Missus the other night and couldn't do it justice.

And the answer to the question posed in the subject above is one of the single most hysterical one-liners I think I've ever heard.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	M - Th 11p / 10c
Klassic Kolbert - Civil Lights
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"It's SUPPOSED to taste like a shit taco..."

Love love love love LOVE these...

Saw these the other night and had to share. WHAT would we DO without these brilliant, brilliant shows?

Can you believe there are folks out there who think Glenn Beck is a real person? Silly.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	M - Th 11p / 10c
Baracknophobia - Obey
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Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
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Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor NASA Name Contest

U2. 9/25. Giants Stadium.

Oh, YESSIREEBOBBO. Me, The Missus and the Halls will be all UP IN DAT MO'FUGGA.

I simply. Cannot. Motherfucking. WAIT.

The Veils - "Sun Gangs" - OUT April 7

Up for some goosebumps? Good.

Enjoy...

TONIGHT

Balkan Beat Box at Webster Hall. Much needed beer and ass-shaking with The Missus.


Balkan Beat Box , Oct 08 , Brighton BALKANBEATS UK! from SATELLITE on Vimeo.

The Boys Talk to Pitchfork

YES, my review of the new album is STILL pending. I know. You're going to have to wait a little longer. In the meantime, check out parts I and II of Pitchfork's interview with the band (minus Larry)...