Okay, so...

...THIS SHIT? Made me laugh. Out loud. In my cube.

This is from an actual DVD called Mother Goose Rocks. You have to watch all the way through to see who joins him. Absolute pisser...

Had Enough/Can't Get Enough #3

So, this week I've absofrigginlutely Had Enough of...

• Anything involving this dummy and his complete and total lack of anything resembling a fucking clue
• People who buy anything the aforementioned dummy has to say
• ANY MOTHERFUCKER who blocks the GODDAMN DRIVEWAY we pay $125 A FUCKING MONTH FOR, especially the GODDAMN RED TRUCK with New York plates DDK 8593
• Women in my office who up-end? Everything they say? Even when it's not a question? Like, when they're just, you know... trying to make a statement?
• Financial stagnancy

But I just really, really Can't Get Enough...

• O B A M A and ideas like this
• El Coto 2003 Crianza
• The Bruces - "War of the Bruces"
• sleep

P.S. Hey, I noticed you didn't make reservations for my show yet. No, no, no, really. It's cool. I just figured... I mean, it's totally not a big deal or whatever, but... I just thought maybe you'd want - I mean, you're not mad at me or anything are you...? Is this about the whole Awesome Blossom thing...? Because if it is then I think you're being completely petty and ridiculous and you just need to get over yourself. I mean, I go to all of your shows. Even the one at that abandoned shoe factory in fucking Brooklyn where you didn't even have any lines, but you just sat there wearing a diaper, rocking back and forth and repeating the word "ambivalence" while a transexual junkie played Philip Glass on a toy piano.

I mean, whatever. It's no big deal. I just figured if you weren't busy...

Listen, I'm not ignoring you...

...I've just been busy, okay? It's nothing personal. I just need some time to focus on me right now. I mean, you know... more than I usually do.

I promise once this week's over, I'll pay more attention to you, alright? Maybe I'll take you to Applebee's and then we can catch a matinee of "Stomp the Yard" or something. You can get that platter of fried onion pieces you like so much. The one that comes with its own special-made zesty dipping sauce.

But for right now you've just gotta get the fuck off my back.

Okay?

A Show You're Going to Come See Next Week

A Potentially Over-Earnest but Well-Intentioned Video Tribute to Dr. King

Nothing written about the man topped his own words. First, "I Have a Dream" in it's entirety...



Followed by a tribute video including a clip from his famous speech given the night before his assassination...


And, of course, a couple tributes from the boys...
"Pride (In The Name Of Love)", Live from the Zoo TV tour, Sydney - 1993


And finally, "MLK" from "Rattle & Hum"

Praise from Frantic Puppy on my "Law & Order" performance (And a P.S.)

A quote from the Frantic Puppy e-mail review of my turn as Dr. George Amiri on last night's episode of "Law & Order"...

" I have never seen anyone play a stressed out, gay, Chinexican ER doctor so well..."

No you haven't, sir. Nor has the world...

And for those of you who have inquired, yes. An offer is on the table from NBC for a Dr. Amiri spinoff called "Chop Shop"- an hour-long dramedy about the seedy (and somehow lovably kooky) underbelly of the illegal organ harvesting trade and the Queens healthcare system. Look for it next fall...

P.S. If you missed my minute of brilliance, the episode is now available on iTunes. The title is "Remains of the Day". I'm hoping to have the clip up soon, though.

Happy New Year! (Eleuthera Style)