- Anything involving this dummy and his complete and total lack of anything resembling a fucking clue
- People who buy anything the aforementioned dummy has to say
- ANY MOTHERFUCKER who blocks the GODDAMN DRIVEWAY we pay $125 A FUCKING MONTH FOR, especially the GODDAMN RED TRUCK with New York plates DDK 8593
- Women in my office who up-end? Everything they say? Even when it's not a question? Like, when they're just, you know... trying to make a statement?
- Financial stagnancy
But I just really, really Can't Get Enough...
- O B A M A and ideas like this
- El Coto 2003 Crianza
- The Bruces - "War of the Bruces"
- sleep
P.S. Hey, I noticed you didn't make reservations for my show yet. No, no, no, really. It's cool. I just figured... I mean, it's totally not a big deal or whatever, but... I just thought maybe you'd want - I mean, you're not mad at me or anything are you...? Is this about the whole Awesome Blossom thing...? Because if it is then I think you're being completely petty and ridiculous and you just need to get over yourself. I mean, I go to all of your shows. Even the one at that abandoned shoe factory in fucking Brooklyn where you didn't even have any lines, but you just sat there wearing a diaper, rocking back and forth and repeating the word "ambivalence" while a transexual junkie played Philip Glass on a toy piano.
I mean, whatever. It's no big deal. I just figured if you weren't busy...
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