Thursday, January 25, 2007

Had Enough/Can't Get Enough #3

So, this week I've absofrigginlutely Had Enough of...
  • Anything involving this dummy and his complete and total lack of anything resembling a fucking clue
  • People who buy anything the aforementioned dummy has to say
  • ANY MOTHERFUCKER who blocks the GODDAMN DRIVEWAY we pay $125 A FUCKING MONTH FOR, especially the GODDAMN RED TRUCK with New York plates DDK 8593
  • Women in my office who up-end? Everything they say? Even when it's not a question? Like, when they're just, you know... trying to make a statement?
  • Financial stagnancy

But I just really, really Can't Get Enough...

P.S. Hey, I noticed you didn't make reservations for my show yet. No, no, no, really. It's cool. I just figured... I mean, it's totally not a big deal or whatever, but... I just thought maybe you'd want - I mean, you're not mad at me or anything are you...? Is this about the whole Awesome Blossom thing...? Because if it is then I think you're being completely petty and ridiculous and you just need to get over yourself. I mean, I go to all of your shows. Even the one at that abandoned shoe factory in fucking Brooklyn where you didn't even have any lines, but you just sat there wearing a diaper, rocking back and forth and repeating the word "ambivalence" while a transexual junkie played Philip Glass on a toy piano.

I mean, whatever. It's no big deal. I just figured if you weren't busy...


1 comment:

victoriac80 said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsx-MCL2apk