Monday, April 30, 2007

WTF?!!

MSNBC has an article today about former CIA director George Tenet's new book "At the Center of the Storm". Worth checking out here, but below is my personal favorite juicy tidbit...

Al-Qaida’s WMD plans
Tenet’s most frightening chapter is on al-Qaida’s plans to develop weapons of mass destruction, including nuclear weapons. It is titled “They Want to Change the World.”
Tenet writes that U.S. intelligence agencies “established that Al Qaeda had clear intent to acquire chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear weapons to cause mass casualties in the United States.”

According to Tenet, intelligence officials learned that Saudi extremist elements were planning to conduct a cyanide gas attack on the New York subway system in fall 2003 using a homemade device. But first, they requested permission from al-Qaida leaders.
“Chillingly, word came back from Ayman al-Zawahiri in early 2003 to cancel the operation and recall the operatives who were already staged in New York ‘because we have something better in mind.’


... WTF?!!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Out of "Order"

Now, just to clarify right off the bat, I'm not a Post reader. But someone at work handed me this article yesterday morning and I thought I'd share. It's a piece about the institution that "Law & Order" has become over the years, both for audiences and for local actors. And it weighs it against the backdrop of the impending possible cancellation of the show and what that would mean for people like me. You can read the article here.

Incidentally, you can also catch my very talented friend Sayra on tonight's (Fri.) episode

The latest on the Daisey situation...

By now, everyone in the community here has heard about last week's incident at a performance of monologist Mike Daisey's show "INVINCIBLE SUMMER" and seen the corresponding video. Urbaniak and others have all weighed in. If you're not in the loop, last Thursday night's performance was disrupted when eighty seven members of a Christian group walked out of the show en masse, and chose to physically attack his work by pouring water on and destroying the original of the show outline.

Today, Daisey gives a well-articulated and thoughtful update on the situation, which you should read here. If you haven't seen the actual footage, the video is below. Watch it first and then read his response. (Please note that there's some language involved so if you're at work, use headphones.)

His take is open and honest, though a lot more measured than mine probably would be. But, he seems to be as dumbfounded by the same elements of the whole thing as I am. The happening itself is a disgusting illustration of the kind of ignorant, fear-based, backwards-ass opposition artists are bumping up against in our current national social climate. As an actor and as a believer, I find myself appalled beyond words.

Well... almost beyond words...

Monday, April 23, 2007

Friday, April 20, 2007

An additional 5 things I love about this place...
  1. The white-haired gal who takes your dry cleaning at Max I. Walker is just so damn folksy.
  2. It's the one place on Earth it would ever occur to me to eat Long John Silver's. That shit is dee-lish.
  3. Me and FP can drink all night and the tab only comes to $25.
  4. Me and HA can drink all night and the tab only comes to $20.
  5. The jukebox at Brother's.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

5 more things I love about this place...
  1. The white-haired fella behind the counter at the Phillips 66 on Pacific is just so damn folksy.
  2. Ma's potatoes. And the fact that I can eat them for an entire week and not get sick of them.
  3. It's real clean and there's lots of trees.
  4. People drive nice.
  5. The Waiting Room

P.S. Frantic Puppy and I saw the Black Motherfucking Angels tonight. (See item #5) GREAT show. GREAT band. See them next time they make it to your town.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007


Top 5 things I love about this place...
  1. The white-haired gals at the checkout counter at Baker's are just so damn folksy.
  2. I get to hang out with the Frantic Puppy and his lovely wife, see the Manharts' beautiful new Dundee digs and have a thoroughly-enjoyable and long-overdue catch-up lunch with Miss Kelly.
  3. Benson is finally starting to become as cool as I always new it could be. I'm actually going to see these guys tonight at a club that used to be both a mediocre pizza joint and a biker bar.
  4. I don't have to worry about the competence of the people who are giving my mom a new knee. If you ever have to get a joint replaced, go here.
  5. Runza

Friday, April 13, 2007

Somewhere in the middle of America...

So, The Missus leaves today to spend a week in London followed by a week in France.

And I'm leaving tomorrow to spend a week in...

I'll be checking in frequently next week with dispatches from the Midwestern capitol of all things beef, corn and indie rock.
So... you know...
GO BIG RED.
woo-hoo.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Um.... WHA...?

So, by now I'm sure you've all heard about the rat infestation of a KFC/Taco Bell in the West Village back in February. If you haven't, you can watch the video here. On my commute this morning, I perused my free copy of that high-quality journalistic masterpiece known as the Metro and came across a follow-up article.

Apparently the generically-titled Department of Investigation (or DOI) concluded that the health inspector who gave a passing grade to the restaurant just a month prior showed a "disturbing lack of diligence".

Really? You don't say. Hm. Thanks for your deep, thorough and insightful investigation, Department of Investigation.
The article then went on to reveal this absolutely DUMBFOUNDING tidbit...

"On Feb. 22nd, Thomas documented only 87 rat droppings and didn't cite an additional 20, which would have caused the restaurant to fail the inspection and could have caused it to close immediately..."

Um... WHA..?

I don't...
So, wait...

LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT... 87 rat droppings is a passing grade??? Who made up that number? Like, what? Anything over 100 rat droppings is cause for concern but, like, 95 is fuckin' reasonable. And it's not even that 100 rat droppings DOES close a restaurant, Oh, No.... 100 rat droppings "could have caused it to close".
Someone... somewhere... made up that number. Some person or group of persons had a meeting in which it was on the agenda to discuss and determine the precise number of rat turds it would, in their professional opinions, take for a restaurant to fail a health inspection.

100.

100 rat turds is too many rat turds.

But 87
or 95
or 99 rat turds = an agreed-upon, acceptable amount.

Well... now we know.

Friday, April 06, 2007

UN Panel Issues Stark Climate Change Warning

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Climate experts issued their starkest warning yet about the impact of global warming, ranging from hunger in Africa to a fast thaw in the Himalayas, in a report on Friday that increased pressure on governments to act.
More than 100 nations in the U.N. climate panel agreed on a final text after all-night talks during which some scientists accused governments of watering down conclusions that climate change was already under way and damaging nature.
The report said warming, widely blamed on human emissions of greenhouse gases from burning fossil fuels, would cause desertification, droughts and rising seas and would hit hard in the tropics, from sub-Saharan Africa to Pacific islands.
"It's the poorest of the poor in the world, and this includes poor people even in prosperous societies, who are going to be the worst hit," said Rajendra Pachauri, chairman of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC).
"This does become a global responsibility in my view."
The IPCC, which groups 2,500 scientists and is the world authority on climate change, said all regions of the planet would suffer from a sharp warming.
Its findings are approved unanimously by governments and will guide policy on issues such as extending the U.N.'s Kyoto Protocol, the main U.N. plan for capping greenhouse gas emissions, beyond 2012.
In Washington, the Bush administration indicated the United States, which pulled out of Kyoto in 2001, still planned to tackle limiting carbon dioxide emissions on its own rather than support global mandatory caps.
"Each nation sort of defines their regulatory objectives in different ways to achieve the greenhouse reduction outcome that they seek," Jim Connaughton, chairman of the White House council on environmental quality, told reporters.

RISE TO THE CHALLENGE
But a senior Democratic lawmaker said the report was further evidence that the U.S. had to act quickly on global warming.
"This Congress must rise to the challenge of transitioning from energy sources that threaten the planet and preparing for the damage we can no longer avoid," said Rep. Edward Markey, who heads a special committee on energy independence and global warming in the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives.
Friday's study said climate change could cause hunger for millions with a sharp fall in crop yields in Africa. It could also rapidly thaw Himalayan glaciers that feed rivers from India to China and bring heatwaves for Europe and North America.
"This further underlines both how urgent it is to reach global agreement on reducing greenhouse gas emissions and how important it is for us all to adapt to the climate change that is already under way," said European Environment Commissioner Stavros Dimas.
"The urgency of this report...should be matched with an equally urgent response by governments," said Hans Verolme of the WWF conservation group.
Scientists said China, Russia and Saudi Arabia raised most objections overnight and sought to tone down the findings, including those about the likely pace of extinctions.
Other participants said the United States, which cited high costs when it pulled out of Kyoto, had opposed a suggested text that said parts of North America could suffer "severe economic damage" from climate change.
China, the second largest source of greenhouse gases after the United States, insisted on cutting a reference to "very high confidence" that climate change was already affecting "many natural systems, on all continents and in some oceans."
But delegates sharpened other sections, including adding a warning that some African nations might have to spend 5 to 10 percent of gross domestic product on adapting to climate change.
Overall, the report was the strongest U.N. assessment yet of the threat of climate change, predicting water shortages that could affect billions of people and a rise in ocean levels that could go on for centuries.
Its review of the regional impact of change built on an IPCC report in February saying that human greenhouse gas emissions were more than 90 percent sure to have stoked recent warming.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Had Enough/Can't Get Enough #5

So, it's that time of the month again. Here's what I've been irritated/fascinated by lately...

This week I've totally Had Enough of:
  • Waiting to plan my friggin' LIFE until I hear back from the Public about whether or not I'm going to be in this
  • Complete strangers at the urinal next to me who for some reason feel comfortable just farting loudly and freely as if they're in the comfort and solitude of their bathroom at home
  • Guys at the office at the urinal next to me who for some reason feel comfortable just farting loudly and freely as if they're in the comfort and solitude of their bathroom at home
  • Overcrowding on the N train
  • Overcrowding in our apartment


But, alas, I just Can't Get Enough of : (Video Edition)

  • Al Gore kicking ass on Capitol Hill

  • This video of a Hungarian rapper named "Speak" who, apparently, really doesn't like war. He just wants "a peace". And, no. It's not an SNL parody. It's real. And it's the funniest thing you'll see all week...

  • These two videos from the set of "I Heart Huckabees". The first is Lily Tomlin becoming more than a little exasperated with director David O. Russell between shots. The next is a complete pshycho meltdown from the director himself. CRAZY SHIT. *Warning: There's major foul languaging in these. Use discretion (headphones) if you're viewing at work...