Today a sloppy, pudgy 10 year old kid walked by me with his dad. The kid was wearing a t-shirt that said "10 Reasons Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman".
Genius.
Absolute genius.
Get 'em started early. On the booze and the misogyny.
I noticed the dad noticing me noticing his kid and the obviously inappropriate t-shirt choice. I'm sure the look on my face was a sour melange of disgust, disdain and unfiltered whatthefuckness.
When I looked up, he averted his eyes and they walked on past.
Yeah.
Look away, asshole.
Hope the kid gets taken away from you before he has a chance to blossom into a grade-A eff-hole just like his daddy.
P.S. I couldn't read the reasons listed on the t-shirt, so I did a search on the phrase. If you think I'm being harsh or puritanical, take a look for yourself and tell me you'd put this shirt on your 10 year old.
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I think my neighbor was in New York this week. Weird
Hmm.... interesting.
Maybe social services is just too backed up to have taken him away yet.
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