Thursday, March 13, 2008

An Open Letter To Everyone In My Office

No.

I didn't see "American Idol" last night.

I do not watch "American Idol".

Please stop asking.

And when you're standing around chittering amongst yourselves about it...? Do it further away from my cube.

No, I can still hear you.

Nope. Further.

No, I can still hear you.

I can still hear you.

...

Perhaps you should simply find something else to talk about.

Thank you.

3 comments:

D.C. Lutz said...

Fuck "Idol", "Dancing With The Stars" is where it's at. Freakin morons.

la Ketch said...

you should just start watching it.

Unknown said...

Sara isn't very electronically savvy so sometimes I like to block the channels that have all that over the top reality tv on it. Just to torture her a little. Is that wrong?