Man, Woman Found Fatally Shot In Head In NYC (AP) ―
A man and a woman have been found shot dead inside a Manhattan apartment.Police say they went to the apartment Sunday afternoon and found 72-year-old Arlene Coffey and 54-year-old David Coffey shot in their heads. Both were pronounced dead at the scene, where a .22-caliber revolver was recovered. The medical examiner's office will try to determine the causes of their deaths.
"Hmmmmm.... Let's see.... I don't know, Sarge... Other than the .22 and the bullet holes in each of the victims' skulls, I can't imagine any other reason why they both would have died at the same time and with blood-gushing gapes in their melons. We better send 'em over to the M.E.'s office for tests..."
You've got.
To be fucking.
Kidding me.
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You've gotta be kidding me. Is this the same neo-con douchebag who called me a hippy fag the other day?
Listen, genius... I get the sense you're a new reader. Don't know how you came across this blog, don't want to know. But you have to understand that my blog simply IS what it IS and I'll post WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT because I live in a country called AMERICA, where we get to say what the fuck's on our minds.
In fact, it's called "Could You Please Just Not?!", GET IT? It's a rant. If you were looking for prayer circles, gun clubs or cookie recipes, you've come to the wrong place.
I'm sure the Fox News website'll have some commentary that would be much more up your alley...
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