That's Deep

About every year or so, our corner bodega gets a new owner. The one constant throughout the 10 years I've been frequenting (and occasionally boycotting) this deli is that:
A) it has always smelled bad
2) most of the products on the shelves pre-date the Carter administration
D) it is overpriced and
5) it has always had the same fadded, tattered, beat-to-shit sign bearing the pathetically generic name "United Deli".

Well, in what I hope signals a raft of new changes to come, ONE of those things is finally not the case.

Congratulations, Probably-Gruff-and-Unhygenic New Owner! Thanks for making some kind effort!

Now... Let's just see if this guy can come up with a respectable price for toilet paper. You wanna really impress me? 4 rolls for under $3.99.

C'mon...

I dare ya...